Pornography

Freeones
 
Breasts, vaginas, penetration, orgasms, the woman next door being filmed by her husband, a model being screwed by a group of paid studs, erections, and a nagging feeling of uncomfortable guilt!
 
To me pornography is a commercial thing which is aimed at single men who are looking at it while they whip their monkeys. :sheep:
 
To me pornography is a commercial thing which is aimed at single men who are looking at it while they whip their monkeys. :sheep:

I'm not single, I've been happily married to a beautiful wife for 15 years. So you're dumb. Porn is targeted at guys who just like looking at titties, vaginas, and seeing a girl get fucked. Also if you're a dude you got married to a ugly girl you can watch porn as a fantasy that's what makes POV porn so popular. Porn is also targeted at couples who need something to spice up their sex-life. I watch porn because 20 years ago I wasn't allowed to watch porn, but I did anyway when my parents and my 2 older brothers weren't looking, then I turned 18 then I was allowed it's fun doing bad things.
 
Home Simpson

Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.
 
Home Simpson

Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.


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I believe that this is a good joke, but I do not understand it.

*reads the dictionary*
 
Home Simpson

Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.

Hahaha I remember that from the Mr.Plow episode.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Multiple people having sexual intercourse?
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I think of Christianity and how Jesus would not approve.
 
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