Porn video games

Do they make those? Possibly for download?

Oh, and has anyone played the PS2 game Playboy Mansion (or something like that)? Worth renting?
 

plucap

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Most porn games are just hilariously bad if you look away from the animated titties.

The Mansion is a little funny at first but you'll grow tired soon. It's boring to be honest.
 
I had a "game" from Melissa Midwest.com that I bought. It was a 3d game, in which you could stick something in her at various positions, and there was a splooge-o-meter or something like that. I didn't really see anything special happen when she was supposed to be orgasming. It supposedly had her voice in it for moaning, but there weren't very many sounds.

Back when I thought about trying hentai porn, I found a lot of game sites.
http://www.thebestporn.com/categories_niches/anime_porn/top_sites/ is a good place to start searching. Here is the first example that I found (never tried this though): http://www.thebestporn.com/review/3dsexgames/
 
You could play the Hot Coffee mode in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I believe that there is a sex scene you control. I haven't tried it though.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I prefer to keep my porn and video games separate. Call me crazy, but I never saw the need to make a porn video game. Sounds like a dumb idea to me.
 

Torre82

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You could play the Hot Coffee mode in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I believe that there is a sex scene you control. I haven't tried it though.

There *USED* to be a hot coffee mode. Patched in later versions in case you buy the greatest hits version for PS2, or practically every PC version. (Pirated games excluded)

Do they make those? Possibly for download?

Oh, and has anyone played the PS2 game Playboy Mansion (or something like that)? Worth renting?

Playboy mansion has crappy porn but good gameplay. Think the sims but your only job choice is magazine editor/maker/cameraman.
 

THANKS!

btw, I've a small list collected from my research. For PS2, there's a game called Michigan but I think only release in Europe. 7Sins is another game like playboy mansion. Lula 3D for PC is not very bad as the review (you can download it by paying to the official site, easy). Sexy Beach series is one of a great game too if you like this kind of product.
 
I enjoy Leisure Suit Larry for PS 2. It brings back all those wonderful cheesy 80's T & A movies i used to watch as a kid. There was a 'Porkys' mini-marathon on cable the other night, i was a happy man.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
There *USED* to be a hot coffee mode. Patched in later versions in case you buy the greatest hits version for PS2, or practically every PC version. (Pirated games excluded)

Aparently I have a copy of san andreas that you can get the hot coffee mod for. I tried to sell it to gamestop and they said they couldn't take it because of that. :mad:

Well fuck I wish I knew how to do it since I'm now stuck with a game I'll never play again!
 
Most adult video games I've seen are either extremely bad porn, or mildly raunchy games. I'm not an expert on the subject by any means, but here's my take on the situation:

There's the user-made mods for normal games, but they are generally just nudity and not so much porn. Tomb Raider is, of course, a classic there.
Then there's the "adult themed" games, such as Leisure Suit Larry. The first games were generally more humor than softcore porn, the peak being a few cartoon breasts at worst. The very last one is a bit of humor, a lot more smut, and a whole lot worse (fairly clever problem solving replaced with inane minigames. Ugh). The Lula series is another example, again with a fair bit of humor. Apparently there's supposed to be a chess game or two with sex in it as well.
Then there's the virtual sex-type games, like Sex Villa (think that was the name) that's basically a fairly limited interactive porn movie with 3D characters. I haven't tried any of them, but they don't look too impressive.
Finally, the whole hentai game market. But really, they are awful on all fronts unless you're into seeing manga characters doing things to each other that would make even Max Hardcore re-evaluate the morals of the sex industry. If you have no particular problem with horrendous dialog about how your character enjoys raping his mother while forcing her to urinate on a portrait of his dead father (that is not a joke by the way, it's an actual scene from a game), I guess you can give them a shot. Personally, how any normal human being could find them even remotely erotic is beyond me.

Frankly, if you want porn, video games is probably not the best place to look. The chances of finding a quality game that is actually erotic are slim to none as far as I can tell. Let me know if you find a half-decent one, it'd be fun to be able to recommend at least one game if someone asks in the future.
 
I've played 3d sexvilla... it is pretty limited (with positions and poses) and all the girls have the same voice. There's a new version out, I haven't had the opportunity to try it yet.
 
I've played 3d sexvilla... it is pretty limited (with positions and poses) and all the girls have the same voice. There's a new version out, I haven't had the opportunity to try it yet.

Sorry to drag out a dead old thread but you can get your hands on the new version on many wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? sites now gifted to the world for free by the network of game patchers :D
 
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