I can relate to you, Felix...
I was caught riding on the train without a ticket last night by the conductor who happened to be Aurora Snow.
She didn't charge me with an extra fee but rather insisted on having her asshole pounded for the rest of the ride.
When I got out at my destination, I went to McDonalds to refresh myself after the exhaustion I suffered with the strict train conductor. Well, I had no money to pay for the Happy Meal... But, lucky as I am, the girl behind the counter was Gauge and she sucked me off immediately. She was so happy with my load that I didn't have to pay for the food.
Phew! Now it was time to get myself to the hotel. The first cab I caught was chauffeured by Jenna Haze. She asked me where I wanted to go and then she took a wrong turn that led to a lonely path in the woods. She opened my fly and began to ride my cock.
After that I somehow ended up at the hotel where I was welcomed by Silvia Saint ...
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Alright Dick. I bought that whole story until the very end. I've read Silvia's bio (many times) and there is NO WAY she still works at that hotel.
That being said, I had the day off the other day and was just sitting around watching TV until two Mormons showed up at my door, trying to convert me to their faith. As luck would have it, the two Mormons turned out to be Vanessa Lane and Sharka Blue. They said that if I let them do ass-to-mouth with my cock and cover them in a Golden Shower, whilst they cumswapped my load while listening to Black Sabbath, they would spare me the sermon and allow me to continue living my godless, heathen ways.
I accepted their offer.