Porn Pet Peeves

[Deepcover]

Any porn sc3nes that has to do with physical abuse or torture
Smoking
Watersports/feces
Beastiality
The use of food, pouring thick syrup or paint on each other's bodies
The writings of sexual slurs on women's bodies and men disrespecting them
Men blowing their loads in women's mouths...I'm now starting to have mixed feelings about that
Anime/virtual porn
Anal sex (The male should use a jimmy hat or an army helmet when engaging the shit tank)
A dead fish
And lastly...A cold dead fish. Looks like she's sleeping during scenes while she's having intercourse but she is really repulsed and just wishes she could snap the guy's dick in two

Guess that's it :dunno:

 

[squallumz]

I sincerely hope you didn't believe what I typed.

shhh, lets not ruin it.

 

[eponymous]

Two things:

1. The nearly ubiquitous cutaway just prior to the cumshot - I call it the Peter North moment - when the girl is moving into position to receive a facial & the camera zooms in on the dude's face for what seems like an eternity as he brings himself over the edge.

Honestly, who the fuck wants to see that? Why is it so unbelievably prevalent in b/g scenes? You might as well insert pictures of mutilated corpses or something, just to make sure the mood is ruined.

2. Saliva. I know a lot of people like deep throat & gagging, but a copious amount of spit - and especially people spitting on each other - and most especially people spitting into each others' mouths or licking it off bodily orifices - is the only thing in the world that makes me gag just by looking at it.

A really good cock-slobber blow job feels great, but it looks disgusting, and is not sexy to me in the slightest.

 

[MILF Man]

When you don't see a girl(s) taking off her panties or the guy taking off a girl's panties.

 

[MarquisdeSade]

Gangbangs where there are too many guys crowded round the girl to see her being penetrated.
Vigorous fucks which don`t end in a creampie
But above all - pro-shoots categorised falsely as "amateur" shoots.

 

[ArthurTurner]

Pet peeves? One is porn fans telling other porn fans they're wrong for liking (or not liking) somethng -- example, anal sex.

 

[costporsche]

Anal sex in straight porn. if i wanted to see stuff being inserted into the anus i would watch gay porn.

 

[Bax92]

I hate those obviously faked amateur crap and nearly all japanese porn vids, the girls are too squeaky and censored

 

[Rey C.]

Pretty much the same as my pet peeves for mainstream movies and TV shows: lack of original storylines/scripts, predictable/politically correct storylines/scripts, relying on close-ups or other cheap camera techniques to carry a boring, dog of a movie, etc., etc., etc. Oh and as Eponymous said, spitting. What the fuck is that all about? With me, that would provoke a violent response. Seriously.

 

[Anonyne#017]

Nothing really that much I guess... too busy to fapping myself all happily to all that nudity...

You guys should seriously consider booking a time for a psychiatrist and get some help for your anger management if watching porn is really that frustrating...

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Slapping the girl in the face. Choking the girl. Spitting on the girl. I hate it when these 'roided out douchebags treat a girl like that. I remember watching a Wet Asses title with Angel Dark (I rented it for her, mostly), and the guy was such a complete asshole to her, it ruined the scene. I'm not even a big fan of throat gagging a chic with your cock. I'm only packing a 7" piece, and I can make a girl gag if I slam it down her throat. It's one thing if she gags incidentally (which can be hot), it's another if you're just stupidly jabbing her epiglottis with your dick. Rant over. Oh, and hairy man ass, like the man said.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Pet peeves? One is porn fans telling other porn fans they're wrong for liking (or not liking) somethng -- example, anal sex.

Winner winner, chicken dinner. Stating likes and dislikes is fine, but elitism in porn fandom is ridiculous. Other guys' wieners behave differently to your own : DEAL.