Porn Pet Peeves

[Hardline Pro]

Does anybody have any Porn Pet Peeves? Here are mine:

-When the male talks/moans more than the girl
-When the girl is silent and doesn't moan or say anything
-When the cameraman is constantly getting shots of the guy's ass
-Girls who like licking a guy's butthole
-Girls who cant give a good blowjob or cant go deep
-When a guy jacks his own cock for the facial...let the girl finish you FFS
-When there is a weak cumshot
-When the girl wears too many clothes in the scene
-Oil
-Threesomes with one hot chick and one ugly one
-Saggy tits with giant areolas
-Cum on feet
-ANAL SEX...it's fucking nasty, I don't want to see people shoving their dicks up where girls poop. I hope one day porn will go back to worshiping wet pussies and hard dicks instead of obsessions over gross poop holes

 

[wdoall]

I agree with most of yours but weak, wasted cumshots are the worst. It's like sitting through a 2 and a half hour murder mystery to never find out who did it, it's a waste of time

 

[288gto]

you're wrong anal is hot, i love it when the guy stretches her ass and makes her moan bad, love when the big dick stretches the tight hole. especially anal creampie.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

• I'm not overly big on b/g or g/g. I prefer solo stuff, mainly because it always seems like where there's more than one person someone is in the way of something I'd like to see.
• When I do watch hardcore, no facials please. Don't get it. Not at all. A guy's cum isn't sexy, so plastering it all over a girl's face doesn't make her seem hotter.
• No pain or violence. Real or simulated.
• No aggressive dirty talk, or even better no dirty talk in general. Also no screaming. I end up watching most stuff muted.
• Nothing racial. I mean, if I'm watching hardcore it can be interracial, but it can't be about being interracial.
• No pooping. No farting. No peeing. No barfing. Generally, the only bodily functions that should be involved are ones that are actually sexual in nature.
• No weird roleplay. That means no suggestion of incest. Nothing furry. No tentacles.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Some are in here :
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?663252-Pornstar-pet-peeves

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I hate when the girl screams. Like, "OH FUCK FUCK FUCK OOOGHH AAAAHHHHH" like you can't tell if she's enjoying herself or on fire. It's trashy and just makes her look super fake. I get porn is a fantasy but you should at least try to be convincing.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I hate when the girl screams. Like, "OH FUCK FUCK FUCK OOOGHH AAAAHHHHH" like you can't tell if she's enjoying herself or on fire. It's trashy and just makes her look super fake. I get porn is a fantasy but you should at least try to be convincing.

So when are you getting that botox and those implants again?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Japanese girls sounding in total ecstasy before the guy barely touches her.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Japanese girls sounding in total ecstasy before the guy barely touches her.

That's not the worst thing;
this thread has been done before and my real answer remains the same; when the bitch survives.
Remember, if her ears aren't bleeding at the end of it it just doesn't count as a proper throatjob.



Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go; I think I hear my mother crying tears of shame.

 

[Hardline Pro]

Yeah, forgot to add hairy pussies to my list. A LITTLE hair is okay but when it's a fucking bush it's nasty AF.

 

[feller469]

To quote Bill Hicks, "...hairy bobbin' man-ass."

 

[sean miguel]

All the nudity.

 

[Mandy Flores]

• I'm not overly big on b/g or g/g. I prefer solo stuff, mainly because it always seems like where there's more than one person someone is in the way of something I'd like to see.
• When I do watch hardcore, no facials please. Don't get it. Not at all. A guy's cum isn't sexy, so plastering it all over a girl's face doesn't make her seem hotter.
• No pain or violence. Real or simulated.
• No aggressive dirty talk, or even better no dirty talk in general. Also no screaming. I end up watching most stuff muted.
• Nothing racial. I mean, if I'm watching hardcore it can be interracial, but it can't be about being interracial.
• No pooping. No farting. No peeing. No barfing. Generally, the only bodily functions that should be involved are ones that are actually sexual in nature.
• No weird roleplay. That means no suggestion of incest. Nothing furry. No tentacles.

You're such a prude! LOL All of these seem reasonable to me, but they also mean that descriptions on my personal videos will be ultra important to you!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You're such a prude! LOL All of these seem reasonable to me, but they also mean that descriptions on my personal videos will be ultra important to you!

Lot of incest, barfing and tentacles in your videos? :1orglaugh

Really, I'm not really near as much of a prude as my tastes in porn would suggest though. I don't have a lot of kinks myself, but there's also not a lot I won't indulge in if someone else is interested in it. :dunno:

 

[Mandy Flores]

All the nudity.

Uhmmmm....... Yeah, it's really destroying my love of porn, all those naked people in it these days.

To quote Bill Hicks, "...hairy bobbin' man-ass."

I can't say I agree any louder on here or I would! LOL

Yeah, forgot to add hairy pussies to my list. A LITTLE hair is okay but when it's a fucking bush it's nasty AF.

That's not the worst thing;
this thread has been done before and my real answer remains the same; when the bitch survives.
Remember, if her ears aren't bleeding at the end of it it just doesn't count as a proper throatjob.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go; I think I hear my mother crying tears of shame.

You my friend, need help! :suicide:

Japanese girls sounding in total ecstasy before the guy barely touches her.

Yes that!

I hate when the girl screams. Like, "OH FUCK FUCK FUCK OOOGHH AAAAHHHHH" like you can't tell if she's enjoying herself or on fire. It's trashy and just makes her look super fake. I get porn is a fantasy but you should at least try to be convincing.

Aren't they usually on fire..ya know like crotch fire from Herpes!

I agree with most of yours but weak, wasted cumshots are the worst. It's like sitting through a 2 and a half hour murder mystery to never find out who did it, it's a waste of time

Oh man, it's worse too when you are trying to film and that shit happens! Then it's like ....ok come back tomorrow and dude....make sure you watch porn all night lol

Ok and my biggest pet peeves when I watch porn (that you all haven't covered yet) ...

FAKE CUM, HATE IT PERIOD.
Fucking crotch rot! Bumpies, herpes, rashiness, zits...I fucking hate seeing that shit.

Ok I'm done

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Re : screaming. Lots of Japanese girls do that for real, not just in porn.

Re : fake cum. Terrible memories are flooding back of some of the Virtual Sex DVDs (or - LOL - CD Roms) that came out with digitized money shots or badly hidden pumps of fake stuff. Knackered up an otherwise fine concept, other than the real facials (which were quality) and the infamous Nikki Tyler anal creampie, OBVS.

• Nothing racial. I mean, if I'm watching hardcore it can be interracial, but it can't be about being interracial.

I agree with this sentence so much, it's unreal. "Interracial" sounds like something you'd hear under apartheid. After decades of learning/teaching that skin colour doesn't matter, I can't stand this notion that instead of just "two people having sex" it's all "Ooooh! Look, they're different colours!"

 

[psychofrank_1961]

girls who stare at the camera while sucking the guys dick.
not really a fan of anal.
fake tits.

 

[Hardline Pro]

I also don't like when the guy is not circumcised. And I don't like DPs. It gets way too gay for me at some points.

 

[bobjustbob]

You see this in most every porn and it drives me nuts. The hair move. Girl is sucking a guy's dick or something else and her hair is covering her face. The dude reaches over and pull her hair away for more camera on her face. Pin the hair back or let her move it. When a dude has lips on his dick the last thing to think about is if her hair is okay. Move the fucking camera for a better angle if that's so important.

 

[vodkazvictim]

You my friend, need help! :suicide:

I sincerely hope you didn't believe what I typed.