With porn parodies doing huge business right now (i am so stoked for Batman XXX myself), I got to thinking about some areas of pop culture that porn really needs to tackle...
Barbie
Throw in all of Barbie's friends, Ken, and a special guest appearance from "Joe the GI" and you could have a huge hit on your hands.
Chuck
The show has quite the following, and much of that following likes porn. The character of Sarah is pretty much tailor made for porn anyway.
The Food Network
Rachel Ray, Giadda, Sandra Lee, and hell, even Paula Dean would make decent subjects for porn producers to get behind.
Fox News
As many guys have hard ons for Fox News anchors and reporters, this should be a no brainer to spoof.
Glee
I think I saw something on a porn parody coming for this, if so yay. If not, somebody get on that shit ASAP!
Harry Potter
Quite frankly, I'm stunned that the major porn studios haven't hit this one up yet, and the only thing I have seen is a gay porn parody (which just does not translate well.)
House
If Cuddy's striptease a few season's ago didn't get the motors running for porn producers then nothing will.
Law & Order
As long as this mind numbingly boring show has been around it deserves to be lampooned in a sexual way just for existing at this point.
Mythbusters
Few people have a perv following like Kari Byron, and porn has already tackled other Discovery Channel staples, so why not go for pay dirt. Maybe it's just me, but I think Kylie Ireland could do the Kari part justice.
Playboy
This one is a bit conceptual, but Penthouse or Hustler either one could produce a nice little wink wink for the fans by spoofing the, mostly urban legend built, life of Hugh Hefner and his bevvy of buxom beauties. Hire a few Playmates to actually make guest spots in the flick and you might have a huge seller.
Barbie
Throw in all of Barbie's friends, Ken, and a special guest appearance from "Joe the GI" and you could have a huge hit on your hands.
Chuck
The show has quite the following, and much of that following likes porn. The character of Sarah is pretty much tailor made for porn anyway.
The Food Network
Rachel Ray, Giadda, Sandra Lee, and hell, even Paula Dean would make decent subjects for porn producers to get behind.
Fox News
As many guys have hard ons for Fox News anchors and reporters, this should be a no brainer to spoof.
Glee
I think I saw something on a porn parody coming for this, if so yay. If not, somebody get on that shit ASAP!
Harry Potter
Quite frankly, I'm stunned that the major porn studios haven't hit this one up yet, and the only thing I have seen is a gay porn parody (which just does not translate well.)
House
If Cuddy's striptease a few season's ago didn't get the motors running for porn producers then nothing will.
Law & Order
As long as this mind numbingly boring show has been around it deserves to be lampooned in a sexual way just for existing at this point.
Mythbusters
Few people have a perv following like Kari Byron, and porn has already tackled other Discovery Channel staples, so why not go for pay dirt. Maybe it's just me, but I think Kylie Ireland could do the Kari part justice.
Playboy
This one is a bit conceptual, but Penthouse or Hustler either one could produce a nice little wink wink for the fans by spoofing the, mostly urban legend built, life of Hugh Hefner and his bevvy of buxom beauties. Hire a few Playmates to actually make guest spots in the flick and you might have a huge seller.
