Porn dislikes

[parker]

There are some things that I don't like seeing in porn, and I wuz wondering if anyone else had similar opinions.

1/ Women getting abused. I'm no wussy, I've seen some rough stuff in porn, but stuff like Max Hardcore is garbage and a total turnoff IMO.

2/ Really unattaractive people. I guess that obvious, but everybody defines "unattractive" differently. I don't like girls that are too fat or skinny, with horrible teeth or skin. I'm not into fake tits, some boob jobs aren't that noticable, but the bad ones, especially if you can see scars, are disgusting. I can tolerate some tattoos or piecings, but I not really into that either. The completely shaven look doesn't work for me, I like a little something down there! I hate seeing ugly or old guys. Is Randy West still making pornos? I sure as hell hope not! He's old enough to be those girls grandfather! Ron Jeremy... do I really need to explain that one? lol.

3/ Clockwatchers... ie. girls that aren't into it, bored. You can tell when there's no chemistry goin' on. Girls that are clearly faking...moaning, screaming etc...

4/ Badly directed movies. Crappy sound, bad camera angles. Boring, routine positions. I don't know how many times I've seen a scene where the people had the right chemistry but the director screwed it up! That's frustrating, lol.

P.S. I remember reading a posting where somebody complained about the '80s hairdos. Point well taken, but I can tolerate it...

 

[wang]

dude i totally agree, especially about uglyass chicks...thats a total turnoff

also old dudes boning like 20 year olds is just wrong...

 

[Rakete]

I also dont like it when the girls have the glad when it´s over-attitude no matter how beautiful they might be, because that´s boring.
I hate it when they show details for too long. Sometimes there are scenes you hardly see the girls face or even her body, just closeups.
Does there have to be music in the sex scenes? No! I want to hear the noises and the talking...
Thats what came to my mind first.

 

[scam]

To be fair just the sight of the guys in there bugs me, usually they look like pot bellied dwarves or have mullets or wispy tashes

I think lesbo flicks are the lick really or gals getting themselves off. Just less of a focus on the guys in there.

 

[parker]

When I first started watching porn flicks, I thought lesbian scenes were sooooooo hot, but later I started liking b/g, and now things have changed to the point where lez scenes don't do much for me at all and I actually dislike girls than only g/g, (except for Felicia, cuz she's so cute!). Solo girl has never done anything for me for some reason, though it's hot if you can get ur lady to do it.

Your point about the guys is true. Most of the old-timers looked like freaks or weirdos, many weren't very fit either. Now they're all on Viagra, so the average dude looks better than they did then. I haven't seen mullet-head Martino for awhile now, unfortunately I think he's still working! I got a kick otta Harry Reams though, that was one cool mustache!

 

[theatreking]

Hey Parker,

I'd have to agree with you on everything you listed.

Rock hard fake boobies are a total turnoff to me, old guys bug me in films too, but then so do some of the "poster boys of porn".

As far as the 80's hairdos... Well, it was the 80's, almost anything having to do with hair was bad, although there were a few exceptions...

The cleanshaven thing, in my opinion, really depends on the girl. Some of them look really hot and some look plain stupid, but I'm glad the 'overgrown forest' got left in the 80's.

Anyway - I'm sure we could go on about this forever - just a few of my random thoughts...

 

[bibo]

One of the most hillarious things on earth are porn movies with some sort of "story" and "acting". There might be exceptions, but most of the times, those movies are good for a good laugh only.

Personally, I don´t like scenes with multiple couples where the camera is bouncing around and everything is oh-so-kinky and one big orgy. I prefer 1 on 1 scenes, maybe 2 on 1 sometimes.

 

[parker]

As funny as this is gonna sound, I've gone back & forth on the whole *story* issue. I realize that most of those stories were a joke and the acting was laughable, and that if ur going to watch a movie like that ur fingers are prolly gonna be pressing FF button half the time... but once in a while I find something really good amongst all the rubbish. I don't necessarily mean the stories themselves, just the situations. If I watch a bunch of gonzo movies, after a while it starts to get 2 routine. It's not enough that the girl looks good and is into it, and I start to crave the movies that have erotic scenarios in them. I mean, isn't it cool when a movie can push buttons besides just the obvious visual ones? I've seen some R- rated movies that do this, where the situation is so erotic that the scene is hot even though it isn't explicit. I don't need porn flicks with full-blown stories, but when I see one with erotic scenarios that add something to the film I appreciate it.

To theatreking: thx for ur *random thoughts* - I agree with them, and if I were seeing a girl with the *overgrown forrest* I know I'd say something to her about it, lol!

 

[WC-Madman]

So, which R-rated movies are you speaking of Parker, that have such moments? I understand what you mean, there's something so corny about porn, that it's entertaining at times, other than the sex, yet there are those interesting moments of well done eroticism. For me, when i used to watch, the funnest thing i would do is try to predict how long the dialog would go before they'd get into it. Also, i would be quite entertained by how they'd lead up to the good stuff. For example, one 80's porn scene i saw had the premise of a girl who just broke up with her boyfriend, and she asked this guy to come over and console her. Next thing you know, his dick is in her mouth. Now, i don't know about you, but this always happens to me (yeah right). The unrealistic aspects of porn really make me laugh!! Just my opinion though. Keep on rockin and rollin!!:nanner:

 

[-¢¾-]

A bush, too big of boobs, over muscular girls, fat girls, i could go on for days.

 

[zoobi]

Parker, you are SO right!
:hatsoff:
I posted a thread a while back, about extreme close ups of pussy lips, wheter in pics or flics, and got some positive feedback...

Also big inflated tits are a real turnoff... some of these girls just take a decent pair of :boobies: and ruin them... go figure...

Too bad the porn industry doesn't look at this board from time to time... might actualy get some insight into what people REALLY want to see...

 

[georges]

hi all

i think that each era has its style.Today porn makes in the busty slutty and whory style. Half shaved pussies or completely shaved pussies.About viagra it makes unreal but what porn companies look is that their film has the most fuck scenes as possible or blowjob or cumshots scenes as possible that is why they give viagra to the performers.Well it is unrealistic but the more hardcore is the film more people will like it and crave of it.

Old porn was another style.All natural and not so slutty and whory as today and also not so cum drinking and not so cum guzzling.Plus in the 70's and till the beginning of the 80's there was not the fear of aids.Parker described very well the conditions in which the today pornstars work are degrading and degusting no aids tests done regularly.Companies care more about profitability than actor and actress health

that is making me angry how can people be so irresponsible.

regards

georges

 

[parker]

So, which R-rated movies are you speaking of Parker, that have such moments? I understand what you mean, there's something so corny about porn, that it's entertaining at times, other than the sex, yet there are those interesting moments of well done eroticism. For me, when i used to watch, the funnest thing i would do is try to predict how long the dialog would go before they'd get into it. Also, i would be quite entertained by how they'd lead up to the good stuff. For example, one 80's porn scene i saw had the premise of a girl who just broke up with her boyfriend, and she asked this guy to come over and console her. Next thing you know, his dick is in her mouth. Now, i don't know about you, but this always happens to me (yeah right). The unrealistic aspects of porn really make me laugh!! Just my opinion though. Keep on rockin and rollin!!:nanner:

Are you trying to tell me that porno plots are unrealistic? Say it aint so!

To answer your question I can't really think of any titles offhand, most were B-movies that you get on cable - some of the scenarios they portray are a bit more on the wild side too, and I don't know if that's your cup of tea. Of course I like some of the better known erotic scenes from r-rated movies... really basic stuff that everybody knows but are still good. Also, I used to watch "Sex and the City" during its 1st season before it became popular (which is when I usually get bored w/ something and move on, lol) and thought they had some very erotic situations.

 

[jscott02]

i just ran across hairy armpits on an otherwise very hot girl a few days ago which was pretty fucking nasty :eek:

 

[parker]

I came across a pictoral that reminded me of one of my biggest pet-peeves. I hate pictorals, b/g or g/g that are "fake" - which to me are just ppl posing, acting like it's supposed to be sexual when it's really not. Janine's "b/g pictorals" was the most ridiculous for this, because u knew she was a dodger and nothing erotic was going to happen between her and the guy. Here's another example of one of these "fake" pictorals I'm talking about, featuring Adele Stephens. She already does solo and "cheescake lez" pictorals, why bother with this pictoral where nothing's going to happen? :lame:
http://www.divxfile.com/Adele-Stevens/zadina.html

 

[georges]

hi parker

i think that is just a question of taste like everything

regards

georges

 

[Scorpion]

I agree I only like solo pics, the sex pics are obviously fake, especially when you see the dick near the chicks mouth, or the guys dick like just touching the lips of the pussy. Please give me a fucking break, how is that sexy? Same goes for lesbian pics, although the best ones in my opinion are by Sky Lopez and Krystal Steal, very sexy and you can tell they were into each other.

 

[georges]

hi scorpion

yes the set of sky and krystal was the best lesbian set i have ever seen. I would have thaught they were sisters But about cocks near the mouth it has existed also in the 70's and in the 80's with stallion john holmes it is a question of taste like everything.Personallly i like extreme close ups

regards

georges

 

[pakester]

I agree with loads of your commets, but my bug bear is the acting.

WHAT IS THE POINT???

I dont watch them for their artisitc content, just the porn. I can only presume that it is done for the female side of things, to win the female audience over,but I am sure they dont care. Perhaps its demanded by some of the actresses, who want to try and persue a proper acting job..Yeah like it will happen when you have done these films


In short

DITCH THE ACTING MORE PORN!!!!

 

[parker]

hi parker

i think that is just a question of taste like everything

regards

georges

Ur absolutely right about everybody having different tastes. For me, I've seen many of those pictorals u speak of from the '70s and '80s. I hadn't seen much in the way of hardcore at the time, so back then I liked it. Right now I'd say I have an appreciation for hardcore and softcore, but when I see softcore pretending to be hardcore (esp. when it features women that I know don't do hardcore) it just looks silly to me.