Ponrno DVD warning

Has anyone come across this warning before in a porn DVD?; "Sexual activities depicted in this video/DVD maybe medically harmful. In addition they are NOT necessarily healthy, safe or suggested."
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Friday fingering and licking Katja Kassin's beautiful asshole.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Nope never heard of that, was the sponser of this film from the Geritol or Viagra companies?
 
Nope never heard of that, was the sponser of this film from the Geritol or Viagra companies?

So let's get this straight, you actually believe that fingering and licking someone's shit-encrusted butthole is not only healthy but something that should be done on a daily basis, or right before starting to cook.:facepalm::facepalm:
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I shall ensure that I never buy any "ponrno" DVDs so as to never encounter this warning...
 
So let's get this straight, you actually believe that fingering and licking someone's shit-encrusted butthole is not only healthy but something that should be done on a daily basis, or right before starting to cook.:facepalm::facepalm:

Jesus man, who's ass are you eating?!? :pukey:
 

Spleen

Banned?
So let's get this straight, you actually believe that fingering and licking someone's shit-encrusted butthole is not only healthy but something that should be done on a daily basis, or right before starting to cook.:facepalm::facepalm:

They are pornstars, you don't think they take some preperations before a scene? Like... I dunno... Clean?
 
They are pornstars, you don't think they take some preperations before a scene? Like... I dunno... Clean?

You've heard of/seen 2 chicks 1 cup, right? I was watching Black Widow starring Stormy Daniels the other day and listening to the commentary track and there's a bit where Stormy Daniels compliments Randy Spears on always "smelling fresh and clean and of soap" when he's there to do a scene, and there follows a bit of talk where they both discuss various times where the person they were doing a scene with, to put it kindly, stank like a pussy skunk's cooze. Yes, starlets are "supposed" to use enemas if they're doing an anl scene, but many supposedly "forget".
 

Spleen

Banned?
You've heard of/seen 2 chicks 1 cup, right? I was watching Black Widow starring Stormy Daniels the other day and listening to the commentary track and there's a bit where Stormy Daniels compliments Randy Spears on always "smelling fresh and clean and of soap" when he's there to do a scene, and there follows a bit of talk where they both discuss various times where the person they were doing a scene with, to put it kindly, stank like a pussy skunk's cooze. Yes, starlets are "supposed" to use enemas if they're doing an anl scene, but many supposedly "forget".

Ok, true. Although using 2G1C as an example doesn't work, that was scat porn, and the whole purpose of that is to be unclean.
 
Has anyone come across this warning before in a porn DVD?; "Sexual activities depicted in this video/DVD maybe medically harmful. In addition they are NOT necessarily healthy, safe or suggested."
Cut to
Friday fingering and licking Katja Kassin's beautiful asshole.

that's true man.
 
I love the misuse of the term "eat" when it comes to analingus. You probe, lick and circle a girls anus with your tongue, you dont exactly law jaws around her sphincter and bite down!
 
You don't literally 'eat' pussy either but when I say I'm gonna eat some ass after I eat the pussy, I think you get the point :D
 
They should have a warning on most pornos that state that acting like the male talent in them will make you seem like a fool to the rest of humanity. :1orglaugh
 
But then again when was the last time you heard a woman say -

"Im gonna eat your cock!"

that's mostly my cue to take it out ... Just love it when they put ketchup , mustard and mayonaise on it ...
 
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