There's this i really like and i was going to write a poem for her but i realized i know nothing about poetry. i tried and tried but everythng i wrote either came out stupid or Creepy. can anyone out there help me? i wanted to write something that tells her i like but nothing to obvious. she dosen't know i like like her, so i want to break it to her slowly.
Poetry Help?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like to fuck
I hope you do too.
How's that for slowly...Short, sweet and to the point.
:hatsoff:Get's 'em every time.:tongue:
I do not like green eggs and ham,
But horny now, yes I am,
I like to fuck, yes I do,
I'd like for you to feel my goo,
I'll shoot it in your face, I'll shoot it in your hair,
Give me just a moment, I can shoot it anywhere.
But horny now, yes I am,
I like to fuck, yes I do,
I'd like for you to feel my goo,
I'll shoot it in your face, I'll shoot it in your hair,
Give me just a moment, I can shoot it anywhere.
emceeemcee
Banned
whatever you write it's going to have to be humorous
Hickory-dickory dock
My fair lady you doth rock
My advances do not mock
Just 'cause I have a 4 inch cock
I can fuck around the clock
'Cause I'm tired of pounding sock
:dunno:
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a *****;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a ***** within a *****.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a ***** within a *****?
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/poe/poe_ind.html
And of course:
Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.......oh won't you plaese take me ho-o-ome, yay-a-yeah.
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a *****;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a ***** within a *****.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a ***** within a *****?
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/poe/poe_ind.html
And of course:
Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.......oh won't you plaese take me ho-o-ome, yay-a-yeah.
emceeemcee
Banned
emceeemcee
Banned
A personal favorite:
try something more abstract and beautiful on its own, so she draws the comparison herself- i'd strongly suggest reading a few of the classics: robert frost, walt whitman, emily dickinson, etc.
try to show the beauty in an item, or a place, etc. and she will naturally draw the comparison to herself (or at the least love how beautiful it is on its own); like she is your muse for your inner artist, the guy you think she'd dig.
or look at it this way: would a girl rather get an akward portrait of themselves or a beautiful painting of a woods during autumn; when the leaves are reds and oranges and falling from the trees, a ***** drawn carraige in the distance? she'd appreciate that more than a blunt, you wanna fuck at least for the art's sake
try to show the beauty in an item, or a place, etc. and she will naturally draw the comparison to herself (or at the least love how beautiful it is on its own); like she is your muse for your inner artist, the guy you think she'd dig.
or look at it this way: would a girl rather get an akward portrait of themselves or a beautiful painting of a woods during autumn; when the leaves are reds and oranges and falling from the trees, a ***** drawn carraige in the distance? she'd appreciate that more than a blunt, you wanna fuck at least for the art's sake
Nothing to obvious? The fact that you are writing a poem to her kinda makes it obvious. Why not just ask her out rather than initiate things with a poem, which would be creepy. & why try a technique in which you admit to having little aptitude?
But if you insist on pursuing this reckless literary venture may I suggest keeping it short & to the point -
Me up you,
I'll make sticky goo.
I prefer haiku, the ancient Japanese art of poetry...
healthy dose of spit
my cock won’t burst into flames
balls deep in your ass
healthy dose of spit
my cock won’t burst into flames
balls deep in your ass
That is pretty good! I prefer Warped & Twisted by Skittles, though.
Poem from The Cyberiad by Stanislaw Lem:
http://people.ee.duke.edu/~wrankin/misc/tensor.html :rofl2:
Seriously though, Ulysses gave the best advice. Don't try any sort of pretension that you aren't really into.
http://people.ee.duke.edu/~wrankin/misc/tensor.html
:rofl2:Seriously though, Ulysses gave the best advice. Don't try any sort of pretension that you aren't really into.
ChuckFaze
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This is probably a good point here.
While it may or may not be considered a lie ...
Say you DID somehow manage to write a poem that wooed and won her over,
But, then you can't maintain that which won her over, it would be an awkward situation. If she asks for another poem of that caliber and style of which she liked and you can't produce another one, she'll question whether you wrote the first one.
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