Photo of Petra

[Petra]

Some say that she’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after her...

Some say her skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear her thoughts...

Some say that she has no understanding of clouds, and that her earwax tastes like Turkish Delight...

all we know is, she's called petra

You came close with the fear of ducks...actually it's swans.

the Kazneh of the ancient city of Petra (8th century BC - 8th century AC).
Yeah, it's the place they used in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Someday I'm going to go to Petra. Anyone want to donate to my honeymoon fund? :1orglaugh

 

[tjones80]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 4205046, member: 114093"]You came close with the fear of ducks...actually it's swans.




Someday I'm going to go to Petra. Anyone want to donate to my honeymoon fund? :1orglaugh

Hmmm! That body shot would go a long way... just saying.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Hmmm! That body shot would go a long way... just saying.

Hmmm, makes much sense this post here Your Fucking Highness. :2 cents:

 

[titsrock]

I'm like The Stig. My face shall never be seen on this board and if it's ever shown I have to quit my job. :tongue:

Well sweetie, your contributions to the contests, the OCSMs, etc have all been noted and considered....

But the chance to see your thong or bra....or, hell, just pull your neckline down low and snap a pic....might just be worth that high price..:o:thefinger

Besides, aren't you getting married soon? You gotta do something publicly sexy as a single chick before you head off to married land :dunno:

 

[PirateKing]

Gunslingingbird regulated on my ass

 

[titsrock]

How about if Petra marks her 4560th post as "the special pic" post :thumbsup:

We can't wait around for #5000....:o

 

[mrtrebus]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/historyofthebbc/img/collection_petra_0023.jpg

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9BR0n7Yl944/Sx2NLnG5riI/AAAAAAAAAmM/mAEqDQf42Hk/s320/bikini-cthulhu.jpg

 

[mrtrebus]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9BR0n7Yl944/Sx2NLnG5riI/AAAAAAAAAmM/mAEqDQf42Hk/s320/bikini-cthulhu.jpg

Tentacle-icious!

 

[tjones80]

aren't you getting married soon? You gotta do something publicly sexy as a single chick before you head off to married land :dunno:

As always titsrock, some solid advice.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I know exactly who Petra is by both definition and looks. I shall keep your sacred secret. :hatsoff:

 

[Petra]

How about this...IF we can reach 5 million posts (without post count spam) by my wedding date, September 10th, I'll post some pictures of myself.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 4207890, member: 114093"]How about this...IF we can reach 5 million posts (without post count spam) by my wedding date, September 10th, I'll post some pictures of myself.

*Increases post count*

:tongue:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

How about this...IF we can reach 5 million posts (without post count spam) by my wedding date, September 10th, I'll post some pictures of myself.

Are people this hard up on seeing your photo??? How about this... you send me your photo, I will decide if it is worth partaking in this whole 5 million post thing, still keep it a secret and we both leave the table knowing full well what it is all about.

:hatsoff:

 

[Petra]

Are people this hard up on seeing your photo??? How about this... you send me your photo, I will decide if it is worth partaking in this whole 5 million post thing, still keep it a secret and we both leave the table knowing full well what it is all about.

:hatsoff:

Nice try. ;-P

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well I tried. I'm out. I enjoy Petra when she posts and will catch her around the board when I do. :hatsoff:

I wash my hands of all this.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 4207890, member: 114093"]How about this...IF we can reach 5 million posts (without post count spam) by my wedding date, September 10th, I'll post some pictures of myself.

Post

 

[gunslingingbird]

all this over a top gear/the stig reference? you have me a little confused

The top was for the thread starter. The bottom was for you. I have no idea what you were referencing. flylicker

This is the most honest thing that's ever been said on FreeOnes.

No, actually that was.

Anyone want to donate to my honeymoon fund? :1orglaugh

I would be happy to donate my time and be a chaperone on said trip. :hatsoff:

 

[tjones80]

How about this...IF we can reach 5 million posts (without post count spam) by my wedding date, September 10th, I'll post some pictures of myself.

The cards have been laid out on the table guys. Now I'm off to post on every single FO's thread out there. That's kinda like legal spam right???

 

[BlueBalls]

:anonymous