Phone sex ?

i love phone sex , but dont get me wrong id rather have the real thing . but some times i just love getting off on the chat lines or meeting people on the sites
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
I like to sit on my beeper, set it to vibrate and hit redial.

Does that count?
 
yep, but the phone bill does fucking rack up -- quick ! :rolleyes:
 
yep, but the phone bill does fucking rack up -- quick ! :rolleyes:

This is the reason why I would never use the phone sex idea. It's a whole lot cheaper to buy the DVD or use the net than it is to use the fucking phone for such antics.
 
This is the reason why I would never use the phone sex idea. It's a whole lot cheaper to buy the DVD or use the net than it is to use the fucking phone for such antics.

far more anonymous too -- if u live in a shared household that is ;)
 
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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Yes phones do have sex, I mean look at a fax machine that was the result when a phone and copier got together and did the nasty.
 
I gave up trying to have sex with my phone a long time ago.

You are doing it wrong! First, you set your cellphone on vibrate. Then you stick it up... now, wait a minute... that only works for females...
 
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