Perfect Xmas Gift: The Ass Hook!

Allow me to say,Fuckballs!!! What in the holy hell is that ungodly creation? And, where can I get one?
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
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It's an asshook. Buy one get a clitoral leash for 50% off.
 
A few politicians definitely deserve this kind of gift. I ain't saying no names.
 
Field-tested at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, now available for home use.
 

Kil4Thril

Closed Account
I suddenly have the urge to go deep sea fishing. Fuck, man....
 
Candyman
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:eek:
 
That makes me all sorts of hungry.
 
:eek: Holy fucking dogshit!!! :eek: What kind of sick fuck thought of this?!?
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Wasn't that contraption in the movie Seven?
 
You've got me hooked on that idea, Facial King!
 
well correct me if i'm wrong here, but generally that device is simply a curved rod of some sort IE., a dildo, that is usually blunt or spherical on the end used for erotic insertions. Not a sharpened instrument of impalement for suspension. The angle of use is not really beneficial for such an endeavor (plus it's not sticking out of her back).
 
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