Perfect morning?

[Straight Shooter]

What is your perfect morning?

 

[DJCowboy]

eggs/bacon/blowjob/happiness

 

[Straight Shooter]

eggs/bacon/blowjob/happiness

In that order?

 

[STDiva]

Never waking up.

Or

Waking up around 1pm. No alarm. Take a shit. Fall asleep on the toilet. Wake up at 3:31pm. Eat left over Chinese. Turn the tv on and discover Dwight Howard and Deron Williams were traded to L.A for Steve Blake and Andrew Bynum, Philip Rivers demands a trade to the 49ers and both the NBA and NFL reach labour agreements to resume play next season aaaaand Katy Perry ditches that clown she's with and moves into my apartment.


Realistically, waking up to no alarm, no cat meowing, no neighbor yelling, nobody knocking on my door. I just want to wake up, move from the couch to my balcony and possibly fall asleep out there.

 

[jod0565]

Just waking up.

 

[Johan]

Waking up very late (11.00am, not earlier), fuck my girl for a while, then having suck kind of breakfast

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Waking up naturally with no alarms.
Sex.
Breakfast in bed.
Sex.
A long bubble bath with candles & jazz.
Sex again.
Then stay in bed naked all day watching "How I Met Your Mother" & "House".
In that order

 

[tartanterrier]

Waking up knowing that I've had a decent sleep and not having
to go to work.

Most weekends have perfect mornings :1orglaugh

 

[Boothbabe]

Waking up naturally is always nice
Sex.
Have some breakfast
Sex
Some more sex
Our best girlfriend coming over and being dp'd by her and my wife

 

[mrtrebus]

Waking up naturally is always nice
Sex.
Have some breakfast
Sex
Some more sex
Our best girlfriend coming over and being dp'd by her and my wife

Yeah, & then you wake up mate. :anonymous

 

[PirateKing]

Sleeping

 

[BlueBalls]

My perfect morning entails never actually seeing the morning and waking up in a blissful haze around 5pm.

 

[mrtrebus]

Wake up early before everyone else in the house, being very quiet as I greet the rising sun then slaughter my family like pigs as they sleep!!!

 

[wottle]

32 oz Poweraid (hangover cure), 3 cups black coffee., local farmers market, local antique mall, (all walkable). Big unhealthy breakfast. 3 hr's Wanking, back to bed.

 

[StanScratch]

A 10 (or more) mile run, nice health little breakfast and a two hour blowjob by Sandra Bullock, who does swallow.
Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[Mcloud]

blowjob

 

[betagammapi]

Waking up because my wife's giving me a blowjob, breakfast in bed for both of us, a good fuck after, then a nice long nap.

 

[lurkingdirk]

drinking coffee either on the deck outside my bedroom or in the hot tub, watching the sun rise. A perfect, quiet start to a day.

 

[monicasilver]

A perfect morning would be my boyfriend bringing me and my lover a cup of coffee, breakfast, and the paper and clean both of us up while we have our breakfast and wake up.

 

[CherylFan]

Well, it would start with me being woken up by Katherine Jenkins sucking my morning glory, then having breakfast made by a provocatively clad Rachel Allen (google her). Then spend the morning pottering around and looking forward to a relaxing afternoon and evening, culminating in finding Holly Willoughby clad in stockings and heels tied to my bed inviting me to do whatever I want with or to her. Start the day with sex and look forward to sex at the end.
Reality is usually somewhat different...!