Penis Size

[Shifty]

I've wondered about this too, as my girth is roughly five times my length. I like BlueBalls' solution, but he should know by now that won't work on me. I was thinking about starting to sleep while suspended by my penis. Over time that has to help, doesn't it?

No. You'll eventually be awoken in a fair amount of discomfort when the skin peels off your member.

 

[izabelplayer]

ask your girlfriend if size matters. then invest the money.

 

[lurkingdirk]

so youve got yourself a chode then lurk?

Technically, one has to have SOME length to qualify as a chode. I've only got girth. Much like a very large bellybutton.

No. You'll eventually be awoken in a fair amount of discomfort when the skin peels off your member.

That sounds fine too. It will be like a regular night when Stan agrees to sleep over.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Take it from Jimmy :rofl:



I can't believe a guy actually confesed to "I use penis enlargement pills because my dick is too small"

The guy can't be that hard up for money. Why would you endorse this? Like you said, all your doing is telling the world you have a small dick. Is the money he got worth it knowing he'll be ridiculed because of it.

 

[vanderkar]

Shifty why don't you cum over and prove me wrong.

 

[digdiggler]

Pop a 5 hour shot and eat a bag of peanuts lol. That should get the blood flowing