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This lovely blonde patty
Several galleries..
EDIT: Post your choice, not a complete search engine page.

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Then go see a woman that shows everything! Why are you still here, looking at a woman that you know is a tease?
Patty is probably never going to show more than she does now. I'm fine with that. Everyone here is fine with that.

i do go to see LOTS of women who show everything but i keep an eye on this thread just like this guy for his exact same reason! i know she wont ever show but there is one single ounce of hope!
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Speak for yourself. Only reason this thread is bookmarked is for that one Holy day when she shows...

AMEN :bowdown:
 
hmm and yet the last update was... today.


i bet you'r dick is more dead than her.

This coming from the guy that almost had a heart attack over her last video...which was nothing more than we've already seen and just as boring as the rest of her site.

When I said "she died" I mean her stupid website is dead. She barely has any members and her updates aren't even updates. It's all OLD shit that we haven't seen before. Doesn't mean it's new.
 
SteveoNevo...

You Might be right - in your opinion, the website is "dead". But this is just an opinion, and just because you post it on the internet doesn't make it fact. Please do troll these forums, because it will get you banned. Thank you.

I don't troll and I wasn't trolling there. Just stating that her site is dead and on its way to extinction.
 
Jesus. Less stupid bickering. More Pattycake.

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Hi everyone,

Pattycake's website isn't dead, SteveoNevo, that's nonsense. Perhaps it just doesn't meet your standards? Please don't waste your time creating negative energy, as she has more than enough admirers to counteract that.

The 54 pages in this thread has sure been a fun and interesting read. I'm not here to ridicule the haters or to give false hope to the lovers, just here to dispel some of the rumors and misinformed comments. I've been one of Patty's sycophantic members for almost seven continuous years now, so I speak from a place of as much authority as possible given my access to the information (hey, I'm not The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo!).

UPDATES. Patty, for years, updated her site on a four-day cycle ... very occasionally it will slip to five or six, but usually that signals a significant update — a hot video that takes her longer to edit, for example. Currently we are on a five-day cycle but that has been broken by today's refresh. You just never know. In the past you could almost set your clock by her punctuality.

IS SHE DEAD? No. Clearly not — though many who are tired of the tease routine might wish she would just go away and stop torturing the male psyche.

WAS THAT TOPLESS SHOT A FAKE & ARE THOSE TITS REAL? The shot is not a fake. There are pictures of her on the Net pre boob job. She had implants prior to her site launch. That's pretty clear from the size, of course, and the shape — another woman can tell, and my wife says they're obviously fake. Whoever did the surgery, however, was a top drawer doctor.

"POPPLES?" LOOKS LIKE AN OLD SET. It is. It appears that Patty typically shoots more than one photo set at a time, then slow releases as needed. Some may take a year or two to come into play. One video took almost three years for all of the sections to be posted. This back log makes it possible for her to have some semblance of a normal life instead of always being tied to the computer, and makes the most efficient use of her photographer's (and videographer's) time.

WHY AREN'T HER WEB CAMS LIVE ANYMORE? Simply speaking ... Time Zones. Complaints from members missing the live web cams finally came to a head and now they are shot and archived. Technically not really web cams, what appears are screen grabs from future videos. It's cheating a little bit I grant you that, but usually the matching video releases contain hotter, better material — more slips, etc.

WHEN IS SHE GOING TO SHOW EVERYTHING?? Only Patty knows. Actually, most posters on this thread already seem to understand her M.O. so there's really no point in repeating it again. Her showing or not showing has not been a linear evolution, nor should we expect it to take a logical course. Patty does what Patty does when she wants to, which leads us to the next question.

WHY DO YOU STICK AROUND AS A MEMBER? Truthfully? I like the girl. She's my type — sometimes a princess though, to be sure, but as far as I can tell Patty genuinely seems like a nice person. She is not a boring deer-in-the-headlights wannabe using porn to springboard herself into another career. Her site is her career — almost nine continuous years now — how many web models can you name with that kind of longevity, eh? As a member my experience has been quite an interactive one. Patty posts on her forum frequently, cares about her members, tries to keep us happy, asks our opinions about what we'd like to see, etc. The recent outdoor set is a perfect example of a setting she once used to shoot in a lot and, I suspect because of privacy issues, hadn't done so for some time. I also find the teasing approach more erotic in a way that hardcore sites aren't (for me anyway) but, conversely, I'd be one of the first to plunk down my money to see her suck a real dick — go figure! ; )

HTH.
 
for everyones consideration, i want you to look at this site.

http://web.archive.org/web/20020718184844/www.pattycakeonline.com/

it's patty in 2002. and the date that the site was up for the first time is 24th of july 2001. so, it's actually over 9 years.

also that link gives some interesting info about her. particularry where her p.o box is. Florence, Kentucky.

Florence, Kentucky... eh? Hmm. I'm close to there. I wonder if I send a letter we can become pen pals. :)
 
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