Pattycake / Patty Cake

ZenArcher

ZenArcher

"Alisa Kiss" is not Pattycake's sister. :surprise:

Looks like they share the same webmaster and may, it seems, borrow ideas from one another from time to time, but the similarity ends there. Alisa was well known in the cosplay community well before she started her pr0n site. Her transparency to the general public is much higher -- she has even posted a few YouTube videos about herself and her costumes.

It is only natural to be curious about their "real lives" but, seriously dude, don't go there. :nono:

In contrast to Alisa, Patty keeps her personal life quite separate from her online life and we should respect that. Posting here that you're looking for her real name, and her Facebook page, takes you out of the harmless masturbatory voyeur realm and places you firmly into the stalker realm. We are right in being concerned about your intentions. Pattycake is a very popular model, her threads consistently get high hit numbers so we know there is active interest in her as a model. In a way her being such a tease invites closer scrutiny, but there is an acceptable limit to what we should expect to know.

Personally, the less I know about her real life the more I can enjoy her as a fantasy. :rubbel:
 
Petra

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Guys, please don't share the private info of models. There's a reason they use a stage name...it's so their real name can stay private.

I know how careless people are these days with their private info on the internet and how easy it can be to dig it up. That doesn't mean it's ethical to post it and frankly, we don't want to be known as the place that is happy to let members post private info.

Oh, and just to confirm yes....Alisa and Pattycake share a webmaster. If you have non-invasive questions, I'd be more than happy to pass it on.
 
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BTFU85

Allow me to give you all an inside look at what the Forums for Pattycake's website is like:

It's misery. I've been a member briefly 3-4 times over the last 6-7 years and I'll tell you what, some of the members that post there are the main reason I leave every time. The not going truly nude thing does contribute a bit, but hey, with some of the Easter Eggs and slips she gives every now and then keeps me a little happy. (If anyone hasn't seen Funky Plaid 1, you should, you see her breasts somewhat clearly in the mirror).

Now, the thing about the forum is that there are a bunch of crazy zealots running around like they are Pattycake's personal white knights. You know the kind I'm talking about, the guys that love EVERY single update, EVERY single picture of EVERY set. If someone has a differing opinion then they get jumped on. These are the same guys that when anyone tries to ask a question to Pattycake directly these guys are the first to answer, and they answer for her like they're her unofficial admins or something.

You want to know why she hasn't gone truly nude in 10ish years? Because she doesn't have to try anymore.

I mean seriously, Pattycake could release a 400 picture webcam set of a completely darkended room, total freaking blackness, then go on the forum and say "In this set I'm completely naked somewhere in the room while getting double penetrated by a pair of 10 inch dildos" and these zealots would freaking love it. They'd be all like "Oh! What a tease! You're so naughty Patty! I jerked off all day to this set!"

Now, just to be clear....because I'm sure Pattycake or her real web administrator surf this board, I've been happy with the updates. Not a fan of the whole 150 pictures of her hand in front of her crotch on every single webcam update, but have been generally happy. If only there was some more control over those crazy forum white knights.

Also, I'm willing to bet these same zealous white knights troll these boards too. Hello there :)

Anyway, that's my 2 cents.
 
DR.Gyro

DR.Gyro

BTFU85 said:
Allow me to give you all an inside look at what the Forums for Pattycake's website is like:
blahblahlbablahblahblah...

...Also, I'm willing to bet these same zealous white knights troll these boards too. Hello there :)

Anyway, that's my 2 cents.
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arrrr arrr arrrr rroooaaaaar arrr hurrrrr derp!.. something like that? :D

i was a member twice and on both times i noticed this too! sort of white knights indeed. :anonymous

i can't imagine patty liking those comments either. it cannot be nice thinking that all those people just drool for what she does, but if she did something that we here hope to see from her... i'd say those white knights wouldnt like it. i think they would just see her as another nude model.

nobody cannot stay that fanatic unless they're really into all that tease stuff. so fanatic that they preffer it that way.

well back to the usual posts. anything new? OH WAIT i can check that myself too...

looks like we've shared almost all info or photos or history of her that there is. there really isn't too much anything new to talk about.

well, it did take us a good 5 years.
 
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DR.Gyro

DR.Gyro

windowsxp02 said:
http://www.nextdoortease.com/pattycake-miss-march/
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WHOOOOOAAAAA! check out this nerd!
barely 9 months in the forums and already 7002 posts!!!!!

holy_fucking_shit.jpg
 
ZenArcher

ZenArcher

BTFU85 said:
Allow me to give you all an inside look at what the Forums for Pattycake's website is like:

It's misery — there are a bunch of crazy zealots running around like they are Pattycake's personal white knights. You know the kind I'm talking about, the guys that love EVERY single update.....
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You know, some of the time you're completely right. The level of ass kissing in that forum can be very blatant and nauseating. I'm a big fan of her despite whether I think the updates are hot or not (I like the variety, actually) and can't help but genuinely feel a bit protective at times. I did not post much there so didn't get the "white knight sword through the heart" thing, but there are clearly some members that regularly post with more time on their hands than the rest of us.

I can put up with Pattycake's content but the music in those videos are nails on the blackboard to me so I watch with no sound and at half speed. Makes it so much better. ;)

And again, to use her own words, she has the website because it's fun for her and the money keeps rolling in despite our best efforts to cajole her to show more, go away, become a nun.... whatever your fantasy is. Best to just enjoy what we see than go round and round the tree another five years, eh?
 
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BTFU85

ZenArcher said:
You know, some of the time you're completely right. The level of ass kissing in that forum can be very blatant and nauseating. I'm a big fan of her despite whether I think the updates are hot or not (I like the variety, actually) and can't help but genuinely feel a bit protective at times. I did not post much there so didn't get the "white knight sword through the heart" thing, but there are clearly some members that regularly post with more time on their hands than the rest of us.

I can put up with Pattycake's content but the music in those videos are nails on the blackboard to me so I watch with no sound and at half speed. Makes it so much better. ;)

And again, to use her own words, she has the website because it's fun for her and the money keeps rolling in despite our best efforts to cajole her to show more, go away, become a nun.... whatever your fantasy is. Best to just enjoy what we see than go round and round the tree another five years, eh?
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No doubt, I mostly agree with you. I come back to her site every now and then because, lets face it, she's freaking hot, and some of those updates are a nice piece of erotica. My main thing though are those forum-dwellers. It's hard to enjoy anything when they're in their drooling and bowing down all the time. I also can't help but think their idolizing has skewed the direction of her website too. I mean, really....she really never has to show anything. Would you if you were her? If these dudes worshiped every single picture, no matter how tame? Exactly.
 
ZenArcher

ZenArcher

@BTFU85: To some degree I believe you are right when you say the fawners have influenced the website, but I will bring to your attention two things:

1.) Pattycake has followed her own "skewed" vision of who she is for years and doesn't seem to be easily swayed in major directions by comments either way, and

2.) her Forum rules do not allow for discussion of other models (or whining and complaining) so, as an effect of those restrictions, members are forced to talk to and about only Pattycake — and when you have a situation like that it is understandable that the topics of discussion are going to be a bit self selecting and redundant.

Keeping the White Knights in the castle is always going to be hard. Every girl's site seems to have them, my god have you ever encountered the ones that worship Kari Sweets? Now those knights are legendary. :2 cents:
 
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BTFU85

ZenArcher said:
@BTFU85: To some degree I believe you are right when you say the fawners have influenced the website, but I will bring to your attention two things:

1.) Pattycake has followed her own "skewed" vision of who she is for years and doesn't seem to be easily swayed in major directions by comments either way, and

2.) her Forum rules do not allow for discussion of other models (or whining and complaining) so, as an effect of those restrictions, members are forced to talk to and about only Pattycake — and when you have a situation like that it is understandable that the topics of discussion are going to be a bit self selecting and redundant.

Keeping the White Knights in the castle is always going to be hard. Every girl's site seems to have them, my god have you ever encountered the ones that worship Kari Sweets? Now those knights are legendary. :2 cents:
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1.) I see what you're saying here, and I respect your opinion. I mostly agree. I'm just wondering if her skewed vision the day she started is the same skewed vision it is today.

2.) You are absolutely right, but I'd like to bring an example of what I'm talking about to the table. Right now in the forums, there is a several dozen page-long thread entirely devoted to her "Patty Tweets". Basically what goes on here is members quote her tweets and then comment on them. Yeah. They also post old pictures to go with their comments, oh and these aren't just comments, it's the same old "You're so beautiful, I want to be stuck in between your thighs, I love watching you dance, those eyes are entrancing, I need to jerk off again after looking at this single picture of you completely clothed." Yikes.

And sorry, I have heard of Kari Sweets, but she has never really caught my attention, so I have not encountered her white knights.
 
DR.Gyro

DR.Gyro

mrz3ro said:
He may be a nerd for posting 16k times here but you're still the creepiest poster in this thread for trying to find her real name and making up lame excuses as to why you need it.
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yeah i may have gone a little too far trying to find her real name.

however, i'm not nearly as creepy as the people who've been now asking me (via pm) if i knew her real name and where she lives (which i don't know). i never wanted to know where she lives or anything like that. i just simply wanted to know her real name.

not a big deal.

and YOU, seem to be able to only complain about everything. so your words don't really mean shit to me.
 
patri1969

patri1969

i just paid 24.99 for a membership to pattycake and so after doing a lot of looking around my rating for her site is a solid 7.5/10
the place to see her nude is in her videos mostly. and a few of her pictures do tease an look at her asshole every now and then. i say to those wondering what the site has to offer pay the one month member ship fee, buy a flash drive and save all the pics you want. then unsubscribe . subscribe one a year for updated pics and to see new vids.
 
DR.Gyro

DR.Gyro

patri1969 said:
i just paid 24.99 for a membership to pattycake and so after doing a lot of looking around my rating for her site is a solid 7.5/10
the place to see her nude is in her videos mostly. and a few of her pictures do tease an look at her asshole every now and then. i say to those wondering what the site has to offer pay the one month member ship fee, buy a flash drive and save all the pics you want. then unsubscribe . subscribe one a year for updated pics and to see new vids.
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why subscribe if you can have it for free, i always say.... btw i say that then.

i'd give her site a decent 4/10. :clap:

but atleast she's progressing... alittle.
 
patri1969

patri1969

DR.Gyro said:
why subscribe if you can have it for free, i always say.... btw i say that then.

i'd give her site a decent 4/10. :clap:

but atleast she's progressing... alittle.
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there are a number of sets video's that have yet to be free. plus i have enough money to blow on a few 24.99 subscription fees every now and then.
 
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