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SexyPattycake

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Here's a little peek at a set I'll be posting soon. I made sure not to wear a diaper in it as to not offend anyone's delicate sensibilities. ;)

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I try not to be judgmental about the different fetishes out there. Sometimes I get requests for "unusual" things. If I think it sounds fun or interesting, I'll often give it a try. As long as it's not hurting anyone, people should just relax, have fun, and enjoy themselves.
 
Man, I'm just here to look at naked pictures and jerk off. I don't need some douche with a grudge against a porn star for reasons which I really don't care about getting in the way of me seeing pictures of attractive ladies. Seriously, if you need to be a pathetic little troll, why not try every other site on the internet? Because your campaign to ridicule someone on a site that person probably doesn't even visit is really sad.
 

WhiffOfGreen

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Man, I'm just here to look at naked pictures and jerk off. I don't need some douche with a grudge against a porn star for reasons which I really don't care about getting in the way of me seeing pictures of attractive ladies. Seriously, if you need to be a pathetic little troll, why not try every other site on the internet? Because your campaign to ridicule someone on a site that person probably doesn't even visit is really sad.

I admire your honesty, but there's no way this is getting in the way of your pocket pool tournaments.

Besides you have it all wrong. I think she's hilarious. A rubber chicken in an otherwise dark cave of porn. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who thought so.

I guess it would be more normal of me to complain that she doesn't do gangbangs.

Fuck I'm weird. I'm doomed.
 

WhiffOfGreen

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Here's a little peek at a set I'll be posting soon. I made sure not to wear a diaper in it as to not offend anyone's delicate sensibilities. ;)

I try not to be judgmental about the different fetishes out there. Sometimes I get requests for "unusual" things. If I think it sounds fun or interesting, I'll often give it a try. As long as it's not hurting anyone, people should just relax, have fun, and enjoy themselves.

If you're sure you're doing it right, then I think everyone will trust in The Cake.

Refridgerator and cupboards FTW.
 
I think she's hilarious. A rubber chicken in an otherwise dark cave of porn. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who thought so.

You're not ... I'm with you on that topic, Whiffy. Part of Pattycake's appeal is her sense of humor *and* her willingness to take a chance or two.
 

WhiffOfGreen

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You're not ... I'm with you on that topic, Whiffy. Part of Pattycake's appeal is her sense of humor *and* her willingness to take a chance or two.

Oh hey, don't get me wrong. I support everyone's right to wave their bare butt cheeks around in public if they feel like it. In fact, I think it should be required.

She inspires my inner bullshitter. Can't help it.
 
I admire your honesty, but there's no way this is getting in the way of your pocket pool tournaments.

Besides you have it all wrong. I think she's hilarious. A rubber chicken in an otherwise dark cave of porn. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who thought so.

I guess it would be more normal of me to complain that she doesn't do gangbangs.

Fuck I'm weird. I'm doomed.

First, it's not pocket pool if I'm not wearing pants.

Second, being a troll isn't weird anymore. There are trolls on every site on the internet. So no, not weird. Just sad and pathetic.
 

WhiffOfGreen

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First, it's not pocket pool if I'm not wearing pants.

Second, being a troll isn't weird anymore. There are trolls on every site on the internet. So no, not weird. Just sad and pathetic.

So much for trying to keep this light.

Trolls are malicious. I have no malice. There's only one troll here.

Patty isn't offended. Why the fuck are you?
 
I think she's lovely.

And why make such offensive comments about her? Wanna scare her off the site? She's still going to do her thing - and people like her for it. Sure I don't have to like every single thing she does, but so what?



:pimpdaddy
 

WhiffOfGreen

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I think she's lovely.

And why make such offensive comments about her? Wanna scare her off the site? She's still going to do her thing - and people like her for it. Sure I don't have to like every single thing she does, but so what?

Scare her off the site? It had been almost 2 years since she last posted here. Coincidence? I don't think so.

The peace panties are green. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Well, OK... That's a coincidence.

She's a glutton for attention. It inspires her. You guys should be helping me.
 
Dude, like why do you hold such a grudge against the girl?

If you so don't like her, why do you follow what she does and doesn't do? You have not posted on anything except her thread.

I guess others are right: :troll2:



:pimpdaddy
 
@WhiffOfGreen: Pattycake's a lurker not a poster, obviously. She doesn't have the "free" time to banter about with her fans on Freeones, ironically. :rolleyes:

@Buggster: I think you are misdiagnosing Whiff. He's not a troll, not in the traditional sense. If you read his posts carefully he really admires Miss Cake for her nuttiness -- we all do. BTW, is your avatar Frazetta, or Boris? Kind of hard to tell at that size.
 
@Buggster: I think you are misdiagnosing Whiff. He's not a troll, not in the traditional sense. If you read his posts carefully he really admires Miss Cake for her nuttiness -- we all do. BTW, is your avatar Frazetta, or Boris? Kind of hard to tell at that size.


It's Frazetta
 
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