Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
masturbating with a cheese grater?
A)Stupid-spoiled-whore B) Cheese grater
A)Stupid-spoiled-whore B) Cheese grater
Paris Hilton or..............................
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roronoa3000
Banned
You win for most pointless thread of the week.
...oh and Paris, of course.
...oh and Paris, of course.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I had to do something to top the Taco/Grilled cheese sammich poll. Plus, there are a lot of threads about Paris Hilton that don't fully articulate my feelings about her.
Um, I'd choose Paris + 50 pounds (actually she'd look better, she's a damn stick, make it 100) over the cheese grater.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Substitute the cheese grater with a vegetable peeler and you got yourself a deal.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Hilton would get it up her ass :thefinger
Which would you want to admit to friends and media -
"I fucked Paris Hilton"
Or
"I masturbated with a cheese grater"
Least with the cheese grater, youd get a video you could put online that people wanted to watch!
"I fucked Paris Hilton"
Or
"I masturbated with a cheese grater"
Least with the cheese grater, youd get a video you could put online that people wanted to watch!
Jane Burgess
Official Checked Star Member
Cheese grater is cleaner and doesn't talk
this:nanner:
Paris and Nicole Richie. Also myself included we can double team Paris and redo the Simple Life.
Paris, though she is way too skinny.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
I'd grate some cheese on her "fire crotch" and leave it there for a couple weeks to cover up the smell. Then I still wouldn't fuck the spoiled foney bitch.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Please say it's for cheese and nothing else.
threesome, myself, the cheese grater and Paris
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