Mars...travel time is better...I'd stock Mars with a compliant race of he-men to make sure millions of hot females immigrated to my planet, and I'd make all females 4'10"-6' 5" under 200 lbs automatic citizens...the rest would have to apply for a visa.
Cold drinks would be easy, as Mars is a bit cooler than Earth...breweries would be built first, then, after a few massive underground cities are cinstructed, I'd rent to the big conventions and soon control the Planet Earth through blackmail and mind control techniques.
Of course, I need to think about it first...I'll get back to ya, Sparky!