Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

[senob44]

Hello, I am Rock Lovcoq of StarBlitzzz Porn Productions. We are looking for men and women, young or old, who are interested in a career in porn. Our upcoming feature, "Cock and Hole High School", will soon commence shooting in our state-of-the-art basement studio. :boobies:

We currently need both male and female talent, male and female fluffers, production assistants, camera people and even a director! Don't miss out on the opportunity to work with the legendary pornstar Marcia Gay Hardon in what is sure to be one of his juiciest, most memorable films! Please reply in this thread if you are interested! :nannerf2::blowjob:

 

[sputnikgirl]

As long as you have a couch, a potted plant, and some tacky art on the walls...I'm in.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Ooooh, count me in.

I fuck like a champ!!!


And when I'm too sore to actually perform, I'll be a fluffer.

And someday I hope to direct and eventually move on to being a producer.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Will this become the elusive Freeones get together? :dunno:

 

[Sicario]

STD's optional? :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

STD's optional? :1orglaugh

Here at StarBlitzzz we have a very lenient "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

 

[sputnikgirl]

 

[YMIHERE]

Okay, put me down for the dirty old man. I'm a good actor.

 

[Jason z]

Will this become the elusive Freeones get together? :dunno:

yea it should. so are you serious about this or is this a joke?:dunno:

 

[dick van cock]

And when I'm too sore to actually perform, I'll be a fluffer.

I want to be the fluffer! And let me play the lion, too!



http://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/cagney4.jpg

 

[senob44]

Okay, put me down for the dirty old man. I'm a good actor.

Terrific. Dirty old man porn is my favorite kind! :thumbsup:

yea it should. so are you serious about this or is this a joke?:dunno:

Tell me, are YOU serious about this? I only am looking for dedicated staff here.

I want to be the fluffer! And let me play the lion, too!



http://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/cagney4.jpg

Listen there are plenty of fluffer jobs to go around. After all, some of our men like the female fluffers, and some like the males.

 

[sputnikgirl]

Can I wear these in all my scenes?

 

[RKO3:16]

lmao I'm in.

 

[senob44]

Can I wear these in all my scenes?

Can you? Can you? In fact, I insist you wear those in all your scenes! I think we've got our female lead here folks!

lmao I'm in.

Welcome aboard, mate!!! :thumbsup: impdaddy:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm in if there's a possibility to make some gay midget clown porn. In whipped cream, if at all possible.

 

[DreamSparrow]

Got my giant rubber cock and cornstarch water at the ready, boss! Just tell me where to squirt!

*aims at the next person to post*

 

[Petra]

I volunteer Roald and Rory!

 

[hiropro]

Count me in too.I`d love to cum.

 

[Sicario]

I'll bring the food...er, tacos & soda pop.

 

[Jason z]

hell yea i'm seroius.. put me down as a PA.