Where does the Tooth Fairy fit in?
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Where does the Tooth Fairy fit in?
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Assuming the Bible is the word of God, why wouldn't it have been included in the Bible? Apparently God wanted Christians to know a shit ton of stuff (at least they seem to think so), so why would that be selectively left out?
satan was god's father. yeah. i said it. satan is the o.g.
Because ...
I can see it now ...
CNN - "Saul has defected from Al Quieda, and requested political asylum in the United States, converting to Christianity."
Fox New - "Paul, formerly known as Saul, is working on his new book, and it's a solid candidate for inclusion in The Book."
Entertainment Tonight - "Paul's new book is going to Hollywood, but not without a few changes. Currently under review by Spielberg, Spielberg wants a climatic showdown and a restructuring of Heaven and Hell, while Paul insists on the 'boring' rendition of 'acts of sins are of an obvious nature.' How many Oscars does Paul have again?"
Every religious text is just a spiritual book, regardless of who you believe they were written by. If you're focusing on the politics of Heaven and Hell, then you're really missing the point of it all. It's not about the people and places, it's about the message. Again, there is a reason why Mohammad never wanted to be idolized and illustrated.
Because Hollywood and the American media wasn't founded at that time, so they didn't have all these screenwriters competiting for "Their Chapter" in "The Book."
I can see it now ...
CNN - "Saul has defected from Al Quieda, and requested political asylum in the United States, converting to Christianity."
Fox New - "Paul, formerly known as Saul, is working on his new book, and it's a solid candidate for inclusion in The Book."
Entertainment Tonight - "Paul's new book is going to Hollywood, but not without a few changes. Currently under review by Spielberg, Spielberg wants a climatic showdown and a restructuring of Heaven and Hell, while Paul insists on the 'boring' rendition of 'acts of sins are of an obvious nature.' How many Oscars does Paul have again?"
Every religious text is just a spiritual book, regardless of who you believe they were written by. If you're focusing on the politics of Heaven and Hell, then you're really missing the point of it all. It's not about the people and places, it's about the message. Again, there is a reason why Mohammad never wanted to be idolized and illustrated.
I knew about the whole 'casting down into hell for angels that are naughty' thing. But WHEN did that happen?
When did god create the angels anyway, never knew that fact. Was it prior to creating the world? If so did he get bored with his life with them and think 'i need a hobby'.
And yea there is always the 'why dosnt god just remove the devil from existence' argument. Thats what id do. That or lay the holy smackdown on any bitch that tried to over throw me lol
Should of just bitch-slapped satan, everyone else would of thought twice lol
When did god create the angels anyway, never knew that fact. Was it prior to creating the world? If so did he get bored with his life with them and think 'i need a hobby'.
And yea there is always the 'why dosnt god just remove the devil from existence' argument. Thats what id do. That or lay the holy smackdown on any bitch that tried to over throw me lol
Should of just bitch-slapped satan, everyone else would of thought twice lol
Not to those that get abused by those that do wrong it wouldn't.
Huh?
That is the question!
The timeline or places or the "who" as in "person" doesn't matter.
It's the "who" as in "personality" that matters.
But who is satan?
That is the question!
The timeline or places or the "who" as in "person" doesn't matter.
It's the "who" as in "personality" that matters.
Sigh ...
I knew it was only a matter of time before someone pulled out da'Mic on that one ... sigh ...I rest my case
cheers,
Read up on the 'War of heaven' today. And talked to a believer.
It happened 3760 BC. Lucifer (bringer of light) was an archangel that did not agree that the angels should 'bow down to man'. So, he and a third of heaven angels openly rebelled and a war began. Lucifer was cast down into hell (along with all the other rebelling angels).
So I doubt he was gods brother, he was just an angel that disagreed with gods actions, and he happend to end up leading the group that held the same belifes. Although he did want to rule heaven, in one of the best 'declerations of war' I've heard (granted its the first lol):
"I will ascend to Heaven; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High."
Say that in an angry, venomous voice like a movie, it rocks.
Also Jesus saw the whole thing. He was then called Michael, the archangel that led the loyalist forces in the war.
Anyway, not really on-topic, but interesting stuff about satan and the war none the less.
p.s nice sig Prof!
It happened 3760 BC. Lucifer (bringer of light) was an archangel that did not agree that the angels should 'bow down to man'. So, he and a third of heaven angels openly rebelled and a war began. Lucifer was cast down into hell (along with all the other rebelling angels).
So I doubt he was gods brother, he was just an angel that disagreed with gods actions, and he happend to end up leading the group that held the same belifes. Although he did want to rule heaven, in one of the best 'declerations of war' I've heard (granted its the first lol):
"I will ascend to Heaven; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High."
Say that in an angry, venomous voice like a movie, it rocks.
Also Jesus saw the whole thing. He was then called Michael, the archangel that led the loyalist forces in the war.
Anyway, not really on-topic, but interesting stuff about satan and the war none the less.
p.s nice sig Prof!
