One ability

[pancha]

To be like this man "Hal" and have the ability to give away money and help others who want to help themselves and others. Not to just feed a man, but to teach him to fish, you know? Like I have said before, helping is contagious just like a smile or a simple good deed like holding a door.

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I thought you were talking about "shallow Hal" from the movie. . . .
Now that I think about it, I'd be pretty happy with that. see the Beauty in people! that would be pretty awesome!

 

[jibbijib]

That's not an ability fool.

Yes it is. Look how many abilities you have as being Superman. The ability to be Superman would kick major ass.

Superman never existed, so it counts as an ability to be a ficticious character.

 

[AFA]

I'd like to be able to do this, although some people think I'm a natural already.

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[YMIHERE]

The omnipotence of God.

 

[HungDong]

The ability of Hitler to persuade.

 

[Will E Worm]

You'd be screwing yourself out of a crapload of return on that money over all those years.

They already take a large portion out when you take a lump-sum.
Then taxes take more.

$3.7 million a year for 26 years is a good deal. Unless you like working.

 

[Caitlain]

The ability of Anais Nin to write erotica.

 

[CA15]

The ability to write long romantic novels

 

[pancha]

the ability to fuck you over like good ol Uncle Sam!

You'd do all the hard work, I'd take half your money and you'd bend over, take it in the ass, LIKE IT, and there's not a damn thing you could do about it!

sorry, tax season is upon us!

 

[BlueBalls]

To direct movies like Stanley Kubrick

 

[flim_flam]

Sick as it sounds, the charisma of Hitler. Look what he talked a country into. I'd also like the pimpstyle lady-gettin' skills of Magic Johnson and the shooting-cops-in-the-kneecaps skills of Arnold Schwarzenegger in T2.

 

[senob44]

I would like to have the ability to be the perfect man for my fiance Becks. Though she loves me dearly, there are times when I feel I don't fit her standards of what she would want in a perfect world. I would love to be perfect for her always and have her never need or want for a thing.

:lovecoupl

Then again, this sounds like the type of wish that could backfire....

 

[plucap]

Then again, this sounds like the type of wish that could backfire....

It sounds like a crappy episode of Scrubs that's meant to teach us to live with our flaws because it's what makes us human after all. Sorry to be such an ass to your wish :tongue:

I would choose either the fighting skills of some UFC-fighter, the math skills of Isaac Newton or being the ultimate lover - depending on what mood I'm in

 

[Becks...poamr]

I would like to have the ability to be the perfect man for my fiance Becks. Though she loves me dearly, there are times when I feel I don't fit her standards of what she would want in a perfect world. I would love to be perfect for her always and have her never need or want for a thing.

:lovecoupl

Then again, this sounds like the type of wish that could backfire....

You are too sweet for words.







And you're lucky CCT is out of town. You might hurt his feelings when he sees this.

 

[90proof]

**** bricks of gold.

Maybe some of that Jedi stuff. "These are not the slightly chubby, mallrat chicks you're looking for." *Waves hand slowly in front of the security guard's face*

I promise I'd only use my powers for good. :wave2:

 

[dick van cock]

I would like to have the ability to be the perfect man for my fiance Becks.

To make it short:

You want to be more like me. :1orglaugh

 

[DrMotorcity]

...lump-sum...

Isn't that that notoriously famous Asian delicacy made from Ron Jeremy?

Here we go again, another one of those threads of nonsensical inquiry coming up...

:uohs:​

 

[Will E Worm]

Isn't that that notoriously famous Asian delicacy made from Ron Jeremy?

I hope not.

I know a Chinese restaurant that was shut down in my area because of another Asian delicacy....Cat! :throwup:

 

[Becks...poamr]

You want to be more like me. :1orglaugh

Doesn't everybody?

 

[Nash]

I'd probably choose to have a Gene Simmons-esque tongue.