Omg I'm going to make 15 million!!!

Spleen

Banned?
Someones done this joke already on this board. Thread was almost identicle to this one.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
Oh yeah. Despite my obvious whiteness, I have some sorta of Nigerian king's bastard son's favorite email address. He is in prison and needs some American cash to get out of jail. I think I will be living the dream in Safari-Land
 

Facetious

Moderated
Kinda Related ~
Some of these identity thieves these days are quite accomplished in their ability to gain access to information that can.... well.... make your life miserable ! For instance, when you receive an unexpected, out of the blue phone call by somebody who asks if ''you still have the Recreational Vehicle for sale ?'' to which you reply ''I ain't got no RV for sale :confused::dunno:'' only to have them ask "aren't you John Boy Doe at such and such address ?", which, in reality IS your exact name and address.... you have to think quick and say "no ! it isn't my name ! " and hang the phone up before they attempt to confirm additional pieces of information about you so that they can evenually clean out you account(s).

So always beware of these random phone calls that You Might receive from individuals who ask you questions, they know that they're in command of the conversation while you're in a natural state of simply wanting to be of assistance. If you're not quick on the draw, you just might kick yourself later wondering what you had just done to ruin yourself. :uohs:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
I get five million as soon as the funds are transferred. :D
 
Wait...I received the same offer from the same person. With this, I can only assume one thing: We are both going to be filthy rich!

Holy shit, man! Add one more to the party! I received the same email a couple weeks ago. What are the odds?! :nanner: Fuck you economy!
 
Oh and another thing! I got another email that tells me I can increase the size of my cock several inches! So I'll be filthy rich AND hung like a horse! Life is good! :thumbsup:
 
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