Omaha Police Shoot and **** “Cops” TV Show Crew member

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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Omaha, NE - Tragedy struck on Tuesday night when Bryce Dion, 38, was shot and ****** during a Wendy’s robbery that occurred near 43rd and Dodge Street.

Dion was a sound technician with the TV show “Cops,” and officers witnessed what appeared to be a robbery in progress. Police stated that the suspect had what appeared to be a ***, and a shootout ensued. Unfortunately, all 30 shots that were fired, were fired from police officers guns.

It was later stated by Omaha Police Chief Todd Schmaderer that the suspects *** was in fact an airsoft ***, but it looked and sounded real.

Robbery suspect Cortez Washington, 32, was also shot, and died after being transported to Nebraska Medical Center.

I can understand perforating the suspect under the circumstances, but what kind of fucking situational awareness are they teaching in Omaha? 30 shots and no return fire? Where is their fire discipline? I know I never would give someone the opportunity to squeeze off a round in my direction but after firing thirty rounds they would've thought things were kind of sketchy.

Too bad about Bryce Dion, though. He really got Blue Falconed.