well hey, everyday i'm thinking of things to invent to get rich...today while having sex with this broad, i came up with a novelity thing.. something, say, you'd see at spencers more or less as a joke you buy someone. or any sex store possibly. she would have this belt on it, but on the sides are two holders for drinks. while having sex those drinks such as martinis could be and would be skaken during the process. and after you're finished.. there you go, two shaken not stirred drinks to cool you off. also works with her on top. now come on? that's not funny??? they sell all this kinda crap at spencers, and i could imagine this there.
Okay, how about this idea.. would it sell??
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okay, so you see this product at spencers for like 7 bucks... a belt with some drink holsters on some girls waiste.. now that doesn't sell at a little to support my strip club habits?
and as james bond said. shaken not stirred. just as the doggy position would do.
and as james bond said. shaken not stirred. just as the doggy position would do.
you're fucking her doggy and shaking your martinis at the same time.
that's my sell pitch.
i start making it tomorrow. such as details as cloth against her legs, cause if the drink is cold against her legs she'll complain. things like that.
and if you can't cum in her doggy, just pull a drink out, sip on it while she's turning around to finish you off in mouth.. hey, i like my balls likced a little first.. anyhow. she can have the other drink if she wants to wash the cum down.
that's my sell pitch.
i start making it tomorrow. such as details as cloth against her legs, cause if the drink is cold against her legs she'll complain. things like that.
and if you can't cum in her doggy, just pull a drink out, sip on it while she's turning around to finish you off in mouth.. hey, i like my balls likced a little first.. anyhow. she can have the other drink if she wants to wash the cum down.
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seems like a funny idea, try using one of those cowboy holster belts for kiddies to try it out first. They're made of plastic and they could insulate the cold drink from her skin... crap, what did I just smoke? oh oh! it wasn't a marlboro!
Okay guys!! here's my write up and sales pitch for my doggy style drink belt!!
A fun, entertaining, and useful belt: that serves as a drink holder and shaker during sex. While in a sexual position such as doggy, cowgirl, or re-verse cowgirl, your mixed drink of a margarita, martini or any drink of your choice will be in a very convenient location for the both of you, her hips. Not to mention thoroughly shaken in the process, ala James Bond, shaken, never stirred baby! Mix and match the drinks to your liking, take a sip during sex and simply put the drink back in the holster whenever you feel like doing so. Or both of you can cool off with the whole thing when you’re finished. Great fun for couples, and makes an excellent party gift.
so, what do you think about the name, phrase and description?
Doggy Style Drink Belt
sex with drinks!
A fun, entertaining, and useful belt: that serves as a drink holder and shaker during sex. While in a sexual position such as doggy, cowgirl, or re-verse cowgirl, your mixed drink of a margarita, martini or any drink of your choice will be in a very convenient location for the both of you, her hips. Not to mention thoroughly shaken in the process, ala James Bond, shaken, never stirred baby! Mix and match the drinks to your liking, take a sip during sex and simply put the drink back in the holster whenever you feel like doing so. Or both of you can cool off with the whole thing when you’re finished. Great fun for couples, and makes an excellent party gift.
so, what do you think about the name, phrase and description?
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jdb67 said:Tunsty needs to check out this thread!!!
No he dosent !!
What about a drink holder that she wears on the top of her head? It's so hard to balance a drink up there!
