ok who likes pussy & cock ?
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Lacey Black
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I do! 
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
I do! most pussys and one cock: my own.
I also masturbate with my right hand primarily and i can ride my bike real fast.
I also masturbate with my right hand primarily and i can ride my bike real fast.
Kil4Thril
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:bowdown::rofl:
One time, when I was waiting for the short bus, i took my helmet off and it was very cold. So I decided to lick the lamppost cuz it looked like it was made of cinnamon. My tongue got stuck and i talked like this, Mah tong ish suck.
But now the only thing I stick my tongue on is pussy. Hooray Pussy!
But now the only thing I stick my tongue on is pussy. Hooray Pussy!
Kil4Thril
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I've never tried cold pussy to see if my tongue will stick. I'll add that to my bucket list.
Both are cool. It's really easy to get one. Not so easy to get the pinker stuff. Being of a small stature and 5'10.. I get way more stares from gay guys. Chicks? They dont wanna deal with someone who would actually win a debate. They always walk in with someone a foot or two taller with nothing to say except 'Yes honey, no dear, whatever you say'.. since when did the standards for babymaking material and husband qualifications sink so fucking low? Most of these guys cant decipher a joke in under 10 seconds. You could say whites are being outbreeded, sure.. but just what are we even BREEDING to begin with?
Ahem, anyway. Having to prove myself to a chick every fucking day, tell her what she should already know.. (You're gorgeous. You look fine. Why worry about what your purse looks like when your sweater is fucking hideous. You want truth or lies? Someone has to give truth instead of asskissing.) it's just.. bleh. Sometimes I want instant approval. Someone 'Fabulous' walks up to me, a compliment, bam. Sex&meal
Ahem, anyway. Having to prove myself to a chick every fucking day, tell her what she should already know.. (You're gorgeous. You look fine. Why worry about what your purse looks like when your sweater is fucking hideous. You want truth or lies? Someone has to give truth instead of asskissing.) it's just.. bleh. Sometimes I want instant approval. Someone 'Fabulous' walks up to me, a compliment, bam. Sex&meal
corrected.
Many thanks, good sir :hatsoff:
Indeed. Maybe I should just pack up and move to England or Brazil. Where apparently there are so many fuckable chicks running around that they take you, instead of you asking nicely, paying for dinner, balancing funny or nice with confidence and flirting.. only to get jack shit later that night. It's like.. reverse that. Am I horny? Arent you horny? While I appreciate your stories, loved hearing where you grew up at.. with a few laughs thrown around.. a girl who can entertain me halfway as well as I entertain her isnt bad.. why exactly didnt we fuck? Why did you expect me to have a small cock and cum in two minutes? Do I judge you before I had you? Why are we denied some orgasmic fun? Friggin' tiresome.
It was my pleasure. Yours too, I hope.
Of course, if I had a vagina it would be wet right about now :1orglaugh. But no, what do I have? This ... thing!!!
:nanner:
Fleshlight and astroglide, my friend. No longer will you have dickburn if you decide to wank it all day long. Just lube her up with 2-3 drops, wipe some at the opening or use your tongue while keeping your eyes closed.. (mmm babe, your cunt is all cold tonight. You been fucking icecubes again?) and then plunge into glorious stimuli. Best 240$ I've ever spent over a 4 year time. I have just about everything.. and reallllly wanna get that new lotus texture using the kat young puss. geez her hole is friggin' tiny. At least on the outside.
Has someone been reading from the book of Facetious again?
Deciphering this post is going to take all my skill ... hmmmm ....
EDIT:Okay now I got ya
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