Max Hardcore - mean, gross, ugly, no dick. Why's he in porn again?
Ron Jeremy - fat, old, ugly, and can't get it up.
Randy Spears - the fucker's pushing 50 and he moans so fucking loud. Dude, shut your ass.
Joey Silvera (he's just creepy!) - the dude has a perm. And like the 80s/90s performers, tiny dick.
Tom Byron (after he got all the tattoos) - average. Should make room for people better than average. Take a hike, Tommy.
Dick Nasty - the name is apt.
Ed Powers - literally the worst attributes you could name for a porn star, yet that doesn't stop him. His interviews, his face, how freaked out the girls are that they have to fuck him. Uh.
Stephen St. Croix - what exactly qualifies him to be porn stud? No dick, no cum shot. He pretty much single handedly fucked up porn in the 90's. Because of guys like him, Brad Armstrong, and Johnathon Morgan, the super hot chicks of Vivid like Dyanna Lauren never got fucked properly in their prime. Dipshits.
Johnathan Morgan. Average, small dick Jew that thought he was funny. Gee, that's what I want in a porn stud. Did any girls every get off while being fucked by this clown?
Brad Armstrong - The worst. Gets in the typical way, not by having talent or a big dick, but off the back of a hot girl that demanded he work her scenes. I can't think of a single time this guy has ever fucked a girl well, and he's got no dick or cumshot. And he's been promoted from shitty performer to shitty director. That's about right for porn.
Randy West. Too damn old and ugly and the sounds he makes want to barf.
Erik Everhard. Does this guy ever try to get a woman off or is he too occupied with his jack hammer routine? What a douche. I'm convinced he and Lex fuck each other. They seem so happy doing double anal and double vag together on girls. Fag.
POV guys who talk a lot when they're not good at it, or when they jack off for ten minutes for the pop shot. Hey, editor, do you fucking job! This ain't a masturbation flick, idiot, so cut the five minutes of the tard spanking it because it's not erotic.
Black dudes that act ghetto and anti-white when doing white girls. I don't like the obvious subtext of it all and don't support IR scenes if they're going to do that shit.
Mark Davis. Retire old man. And stop eating your splooge on camera. I damn near barfed when seeing that.
Alex Sanders. No dick, not pop shot, and a nose that looks like a baked potato. Your bio says you came to L.A. to be a rock star. Pursue those dreams. I'm sure you better at that than you are at porno, even though you clearly sucked at it.
Mike Horner - he single handedly is the goofiest looking mother fucker in the biz. The stupid faces he makes along with that beak nose make you loose wood.
Lee Stone - get a dick operation or something. You're is bent 90 degrees.
Kyle Stone - Hey Jim J. Bullock, we know you got into porn because you were too ugly to get laid, but you're just to creepy looking and you're dick's just not big enough, so you're out.
The first dude that fucked Amy Reid. Big fat, no dick having gangsta wannabe. What a joke.
Some of those European dudes that are too busy trying to DP every chick so they can rub balls against each other and not actually fuck the girl so she cums. I'm sick of that in general and would like all those types out.
Peter North - I like him but maybe he should consider bowing out gracefully. Old helmut hair must be pushing 50 and he can't seem to get his jizz in the girl's mouth, which is the new facial, so.... Maybe he should retire, but I leave it up to him. The rest need to get the F out of the biz because they suck.
and last Pat Myne. The voices he makes just creep me out a bit.