OK, It's 2021, Marie Osmond Is 61, But I Would Still Devour Her Asshole First. What's The Deal?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Is there a Mormon Lucifer that Marie sold her soul to? Is she the G.O.A.T. of G.I.L.F.s?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I think she's really cute, I always have, but I would need to see it first. I would also need to know she is at the very least willing to polish the knob, and swallow the gravy. That would be a mandatory requirement to go all in with her.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think she's really cute, I always have, but I would need to see it first. I would also need to know she is at the very least willing to polish the knob, and swallow the gravy. That would be a mandatory requirement to go all in with her.

I think that good Mormon girl stuff is a gimmick. I bet Marie would buckle this guy's knees after she tooted his horn.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Still waters run deep, I agree....I still would need physical proof.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Still waters run deep, I agree....I still would need physical proof.

I would love to be the one to provide you the proof. She may be the corruptor instead of the corruptee.

 

[DrakeM]

Are any of you old enough to have actually watched the Donny & Marie show on TV like I did? Seems like a century ago to me but she's aged well, or at least has used enough product and surgery to look like she's aged well.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

She has aged well. I'm 55, so I've seen it, but it wasn't a regular thing in my house.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Marie has definitely had her share of plastic surgery. The difference is she got good plastic surgery from good plastic surgeons as opposed to many of the hot mess pornstars that we are familiar with. NutriSystem keeps her in a cage but at least they allowed Marie to pick out her cage.