Oi! VodkasVag!

[PlasmaTwa2]

Yeah, that's right you gutterslut, the original is back.
I bet you're trembling in your little fucking shorts right now, aren't you? Better go toss out your pussy ass Beck's and get a real man's beer because you're gonna wanna start forgetting how you brought the fucking THUNDER down on your sorry ass. Actually, no. DON'T FUCKING HAVE A DRIP OF IT. Because you better damn remember this moment.

Look at that shit up there. Goddamn, just look at it. Breathe it into your lungs. You done? FUCK YOU, KEEP LOOKING.

You are so fucking jealous. That's the fucking original. That's the king shit and you just have an imposter. And not even a good one. Fucking widescreen for an avatar? Somebody better call the bitch police so they can smack you up a little for being such a fucking retard. Avatars are motherfucking SQUARE, you dig?

You wanna talk about sucking me off? Well your mouth couldn't contain the awesomeness. One look from that orange-haired motherfuck up there are you're on your knees bentover waiting to take it. And that's natural because that avatar is the fucking shit. Shh, don't cry. Take that fucking avatar. He owns you now, and you better thank him for coming back and letting everyone know you ain't got what it takes.

Swag, motherfucka.

 

[gunslingingbird]

 

[squallumz]

oh geez, get a room!

 

[Shifty]

Mods, does anyone have Plasma's contact info?

Might be a good idea to check up on him this morning. :uohs:

 

[StanScratch]

Must have been some good acid.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yeah, that's right you gutterslut, the original is back.
I bet you're trembling in your little fucking shorts right now, aren't you? Better go toss out your pussy ass Beck's and get a real man's beer because you're gonna wanna start forgetting how you brought the fucking THUNDER down on your sorry ass. Actually, no. DON'T FUCKING HAVE A DRIP OF IT. Because you better damn remember this moment.

Look at that shit up there. Goddamn, just look at it. Breathe it into your lungs. You done? FUCK YOU, KEEP LOOKING.

You are so fucking jealous. That's the fucking original. That's the king shit and you just have an imposter. And not even a good one. Fucking widescreen for an avatar? Somebody better call the bitch police so they can smack you up a little for being such a fucking retard. Avatars are motherfucking SQUARE, you dig?

You wanna talk about sucking me off? Well your mouth couldn't contain the awesomeness. One look from that orange-haired motherfuck up there are you're on your knees bentover waiting to take it. And that's natural because that avatar is the fucking shit. Shh, don't cry. Take that fucking avatar. He owns you now, and you better thank him for coming back and letting everyone know you ain't got what it takes.

Swag, motherfucka.

Dear Plasma twat
As regards your message, I'm charmed by the attention but regret to inform you that I in fact do not wear shorts.
I regret to inform you dear boy that I've already enlightened Bluedurk/Lirkingballs as regards my choice of beer. Upon request I will, of course, enlighten you too.
In any case, I assure you I remember nothing as regarsd you. Forgive me my frankness but I feel that dishonesty is nothing more than a sin.

While I can empathise with your love of what you so endearingly call "the original" I'm afraid that I can candidly assure you that my preference is for my choice. You see sometimes progress is good. Now while you may have got there first, it was I who perfected it and I'm afraid that, however good it may have been with you, it is better with me, because the simple fact is that me>you, and all the cunts on Freeones.

I understand that while you accept that I can pull this avatar off better than you (until big-bum, sorry, Petra, changes it back) you may have trouble accepting that you did not in fact lead me.
You had it first, and you did commendable work breaking it in, but it needed my raw awesomeness in order to reach it's full potential.
It may be hard for you to link A to B there, so let me help: you didn't lead me, because should you have led me you would have done so into relative mediocraty. Instead, I finished what you started and were unable to finish.

Your veneration of a good avatar is (in a sense at least) commendable, but I should point out that rules do not apply to me, for I am awesome. I advise that you do not forget this fact.
Also, as I mentioned earlier, progress is occasionally commendable, and this is one of those occasions.

I'm afraid I must finish our little tete a tete dearest Plasma, but as I do so I would like you to know that my mouth can indeed handle the awesomeness and I hope that we can live together without any jealousy on your part, because I assure you that there is none on my part, after all, why would there be?
Never forget, dear Plasma, that me>you.
And all you fucking cunts on Freeones.

Fondest regards
-Vodka

oh geez, get a room!

If only :flylicker

Mods, does anyone have Plasma's contact info?

Might be a good idea to check up on him this morning. :uohs:

Check up on him in 5 mornings.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:bowdown: PTwat! :iloveyou:

 

[vodkazvictim]

:bowdown: PTwat! :iloveyou:

See that? If ever there was a nail in the coffin, it's the approval of M12.

Not just that, but he's Deutsche, and you know how they love an underdog.

 

[PirateKing]

 

[alexpnz]

Yeah, that's right you gutterslut, the original is back.
I bet you're trembling in your little fucking shorts right now, aren't you? Better go toss out your pussy ass Beck's and get a real man's beer because you're gonna wanna start forgetting how you brought the fucking THUNDER down on your sorry ass. Actually, no. DON'T FUCKING HAVE A DRIP OF IT. Because you better damn remember this moment.

Look at that shit up there. Goddamn, just look at it. Breathe it into your lungs. You done? FUCK YOU, KEEP LOOKING.

You are so fucking jealous. That's the fucking original. That's the king shit and you just have an imposter. And not even a good one. Fucking widescreen for an avatar? Somebody better call the bitch police so they can smack you up a little for being such a fucking retard. Avatars are motherfucking SQUARE, you dig?

You wanna talk about sucking me off? Well your mouth couldn't contain the awesomeness. One look from that orange-haired motherfuck up there are you're on your knees bentover waiting to take it. And that's natural because that avatar is the fucking shit. Shh, don't cry. Take that fucking avatar. He owns you now, and you better thank him for coming back and letting everyone know you ain't got what it takes.

Swag, motherfucka.

Word!

Let that N***a know how you feel, Shun!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Dear Plasma twat
As regards your message, I'm charmed by the attention but regret to inform you that I in fact do not wear shorts.
I regret to inform you dear boy that I've already enlightened Bluedurk/Lirkingballs as regards my choice of beer. Upon request I will, of course, enlighten you too.
In any case, I assure you I remember nothing as regarsd you. Forgive me my frankness but I feel that dishonesty is nothing more than a sin.

While I can empathise with your love of what you so endearingly call "the original" I'm afraid that I can candidly assure you that my preference is for my choice. You see sometimes progress is good. Now while you may have got there first, it was I who perfected it and I'm afraid that, however good it may have been with you, it is better with me, because the simple fact is that me>you, and all the cunts on Freeones.

I understand that while you accept that I can pull this avatar off better than you (until big-bum, sorry, Petra, changes it back) you may have trouble accepting that you did not in fact lead me.
You had it first, and you did commendable work breaking it in, but it needed my raw awesomeness in order to reach it's full potential.
It may be hard for you to link A to B there, so let me help: you didn't lead me, because should you have led me you would have done so into relative mediocraty. Instead, I finished what you started and were unable to finish.

Your veneration of a good avatar is (in a sense at least) commendable, but I should point out that rules do not apply to me, for I am awesome. I advise that you do not forget this fact.
Also, as I mentioned earlier, progress is occasionally commendable, and this is one of those occasions.

I'm afraid I must finish our little tete a tete dearest Plasma, but as I do so I would like you to know that my mouth can indeed handle the awesomeness and I hope that we can live together without any jealousy on your part, because I assure you that there is none on my part, after all, why would there be?
Never forget, dear Plasma, that me>you.
And all you fucking cunts on Freeones.

Fondest regards
-Vodka

Dearest Vodka,

I'm sorry to see that, in your deep despair and insecurity, you have resorted to feeble attempts to out-class me in order to make yourself feel better. I know that life must be extremely difficult and unsatisfying, what with you having a sex doll as your wife and posting naked photos for other men, but attempting to suck my great teet of an avatar simply will not make you more popular, successful or better looking; your lack of each of those traits certainly being the reason why you feel the need to copycat myself.

It is the cold hard truth that your avatar is the Russia of the avatar world compared to my USA: it looks like crap, it does not carry the same appeal because people know it is nothing more than a ripoff, and I'm sure that if it was a vehicle it would break down constantly and be full of drunk, hairy and naked gays. And I know that the perfection originally achieved by my avatar - the same avatar you like to print out and masturbate on - makes you feel jealous, but all your avatar does is make people stare at you in the same way that Fry does in mine. They read your posts as a joke because they know you cannot be taken seriously. I mean, just look at your avatar. Why is it in widescreen? Why is Fry so small? He's as small as your penis, and that's just not acceptable in an avatar that I made legendary.

People copy the greats. It's just something that people do and, of course, they try to claim that they make improvements. Maybe if I had kept my awesome pony avatar, you would have been able to pass yours off as better, but that cannot be argued anymore. Further more, your attempts to pass off your avatar as superior is as laughable as a old Asian woman driving. Or a fat guy drinking Beck's and thinking that he's awesome. I'll let you decide which example you prefer since this is a cordial conversation.

Lastly, I am sorry to confirm that, no, you would not be able to handle the awesomeness. That is why you uploaded an avatar that you know is inferior to my own. In your attempt to try and make yourself seem more legitimate among your fellow members you have managed to make everyone recognize you as a poor-quality copycat and, frankly, the avatar deserves more respect than you give it. It is simply sad to see you attempt to destroy what you are jealous of. You are a sad, sad, sad, sad, strange little man and you have my pity. On behalf of everyone on the board, I'm asking you to retain what little dignity and respect you have and quit destroying the legacy of the "Not Sure If..." avatar and just go back to dick photos.

Sincerely,
Plasma

P.S. Swag.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Dearest Vodka,

I'm sorry to see that, in your deep despair and insecurity, you have resorted to feeble attempts to out-class me in order to make yourself feel better. I know that life must be extremely difficult and unsatisfying, what with you having a sex doll as your wife and posting naked photos for other men, but attempting to suck my great teet of an avatar simply will not make you more popular, successful or better looking; your lack of each of those traits certainly being the reason why you feel the need to copycat myself.

It is the cold hard truth that your avatar is the Russia of the avatar world compared to my USA: it looks like crap, it does not carry the same appeal because people know it is nothing more than a ripoff, and I'm sure that if it was a vehicle it would break down constantly and be full of drunk, hairy and naked gays. And I know that the perfection originally achieved by my avatar - the same avatar you like to print out and masturbate on - makes you feel jealous, but all your avatar does is make people stare at you in the same way that Fry does in mine. They read your posts as a joke because they know you cannot be taken seriously. I mean, just look at your avatar. Why is it in widescreen? Why is Fry so small? He's as small as your penis, and that's just not acceptable in an avatar that I made legendary.

People copy the greats. It's just something that people do and, of course, they try to claim that they make improvements. Maybe if I had kept my awesome pony avatar, you would have been able to pass yours off as better, but that cannot be argued anymore. Further more, your attempts to pass off your avatar as superior is as laughable as a old Asian woman driving. Or a fat guy drinking Beck's and thinking that he's awesome. I'll let you decide which example you prefer since this is a cordial conversation.

Lastly, I am sorry to confirm that, no, you would not be able to handle the awesomeness. That is why you uploaded an avatar that you know is inferior to my own. In your attempt to try and make yourself seem more legitimate among your fellow members you have managed to make everyone recognize you as a poor-quality copycat and, frankly, the avatar deserves more respect than you give it. It is simply sad to see you attempt to destroy what you are jealous of. You are a sad, sad, sad, sad, strange little man and you have my pity. On behalf of everyone on the board, I'm asking you to retain what little dignity and respect you have and quit destroying the legacy of the "Not Sure If..." avatar and just go back to dick photos.

Sincerely,
Plasma

P.S. Swag.

Dear Plasma.
While I have read your thoughts, I regret that I consider them unworthy of long and detailed reply.
My original points still stand.

Also, would You Mind trimming the bush in your back garden? It kind of blocks visibility from my favourite haunt.