Ohio Man Charged with DUI...on gas-engined BAR STOOL!

[Facial_King]

This is great - hilarious pic included.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bar_stool_dui;_ylt=Ar9Twc6iDvTK.2KiJT6_vPZ34T0D

I gotta say, it sort of makes his intentions pretty clear, ya know?

38mph???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:

Oh yeah, almost forgot:

:glugglug::glugglug::glugglug:

 

[ChefChiTown]

That thing went almost 40 MPH?!?!?! Holy crap...

 

[Galactic]

He wants a jury trial? Seriously? That's jury duty I would not mind attending!

 

[Hot Mega]

LOL...Gotta love the ingenuity drinking produces.:rofl:

FWIW...if you're going to drink and drive, You Might not want to call attention to yourself by riding some weird contraption.

 

[Sicario]

His first mistake was to tell officers [admit] that he consumed 15 beers. :crash:

Fucking dumb-ass. :thefinger

 

[himperv203]

Well I do know a guy who got a DUI who went skatboarding after drinking too much.

 

[capricorn]

Speaking of DUI... check out this photo.. taken here in the city where I live

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/16ae45de73.jpg

 

[Hot Mega]

Well I do know a guy who got a DUI who went skatboarding after drinking too much.

That's interesting. I know here in California if you refuse chemical test, your driver's license gets suspended for a year but the good thing is there is no chemical test that can be used against you in a criminal trial.

My question is since submission to a chemical test is a condition of keeping a motor vehicle driver's license, why wouldn't you simply refuse a chemical test if you're not driving a motor vehicle? Theoretically since you're not driving a motor vehicle your license shouldn't be in jeopardy

 

[himperv203]

That's interesting. I know here in California if you refuse chemical test, your driver's license gets suspended for a year but the good thing is there is no chemical test that can be used against you in a criminal trial.

My question is since submission to a chemical test is a condition of keeping a motor vehicle driver's license, why wouldn't you simply refuse a chemical test if you're not driving a motor vehicle? Theoretically since you're not driving a motor vehicle your license shouldn't be in jeopardy

I know in ND you could get a DUI for riding a bike drunk. They use these breathalizers.. I dont know what it is called and you gotta breath into it if you are pulled over. Besides if you get a DUI you have to bailed out first.

 

[D-rock]

His first mistake was to tell officers [admit] that he consumed 15 beers. :crash:

Fucking dumb-ass. :thefinger

It would be pretty hard to hide that fact anyhow, even if he did handle alcohol well. :1orglaugh

 

[Violator79]

Wait a second, he was the only person involved in the accident. No one else was involved. If I was that cop, I would be laughing so hard and I would let the guy go. I mean come on, stories like that are too good to considered a crime.

 

[Facial_King]

I wouldn't be at all surprised, if as part of the whole hilarity of it all, that his favorite pub actually built a ramp so that he could easily roll up or over the threshold of the door and roll right into his spot at the bar. Sorta like a small town or rural Cheers equivalent!