Official Minnesota Twins Playoff Fan Thread

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
*crickets*
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Fuck the Twins and the American League. Normally, I'd just be rooting against the Cardinals in the playoffs (not like my team is ever playing), but they aren't there this year. :D So I'll be rooting for the Reds instead. :thumbsup:
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Fuck the Twins and the American League. Normally, I'd just be rooting against the Cardinals in the playoffs (not like my team is ever playing), but they aren't there this year. :D So I'll be rooting for the Reds instead. :thumbsup:

Fuck the fucking Reds. You better root fast because they have zero chance against the Phillies. In fact, nobody does. Their pitching is just too good.

As for the Twins, I don't want to piss on the OP's parade but I'd give them about the same odds against the Yanks. I don't think I'll be watching much this year....none of the teams that are in it carry any rooting interest for me whatsoever. If the Rays kill the Rangers it would be a good thing but that is about it. When does hockey season start?
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
2 hours until the twins play. I don't care if my team was a bunch of trees vs bulldozers ill still root for my trees. That sounds like a gay analogy or w/e you call them, but I'm still going to believe in my team you sobs.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'm predicting the Twins are going to go the way of the Olsons...
 
How did they even win as many games as they did? They aren't beating the Yankees. But Yankees ain't beating the Phillies anyways, so who cares. Roy Halladay ftw!
 
Oh christ, what the fuck is wrong with this thread? Fuck this, Minneapolis is poppin' right now, time to beat these pin stripe ass wipes all over this place. :mad:
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Well make this like the movie miracle. The phillies are the russians and the minnesotans are the americans. Well go fast and hard - play defense and offense at the same time. Well i guess we don't stand a chance.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Well make this like the movie miracle. The phillies are the russians and the minnesotans are the americans. Well go fast and hard - play defense and offense at the same time. Well i guess we don't stand a chance.

I think you had better worry about the Yankees first, 24788.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
True, but CC looks weak. I think the Twins rocked him when he was in Cleveland and now it looks like the same old.

I assume by "the same old", you were referring to the Twins not winning in the playoffs, no? HE HE HE!!!
 
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