Office Chair Fart Saver

Oh I like those. But not as much as Cheetos.

But I have to eat Cheetoes in secret, as one of my herd has a serious Cheeto habit, and would most likely have no issue with ******* me in order to get its nose in that bag
 
oh!... i thought i was missing somethin.. me and a few classmates have a thing with saying "nom nom nom nom nom" ... but idk what it is.....



Basically, "nom nom nom nom nom nom" is Internet speak for lovingly eating something.
 
I just farted in the pillow that I sit on that is ON my office chair....does that count?
:dunno:
 
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