Office Chair Fart Saver

[LeonaDulce]

That, lovely Leona, is called 'Hot Boxing'; most effectively committed just before exiting an empty elevator, thus leaving the new embarkees trapped in a nightmarish fug once the doors close and they realise what has happened!

ugh! so you're THAT guy.... mean! :eeew:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

has conspiracy nut WTC7 been notified about this fabric technology?

I don't think he is available for this communique, having been spirited away in the dead of night by the Men in Black on the orders of the Permanent World Government (featuring Big Pharma, Big Oil and Airlines for Towers Inc)

Schadenfreude - when English simply won't do to express personal satisfaction!

 

[LeonaDulce]

:rofl2: Why would I get Pink eye??? :rofl: I was & am ALWAYZ red eyed impdaddy

poo particles give you Pink eye lol! or at least that's what I learned on "Knocked Up" ... educational movie.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

The other day right before bed I needed t fart real bad & didnt want to stink up the room so I grabbed a pillow off the bed n ripped a nice one into it Turns out it was my gfs pillow and she came to bed after a shower, I swear that thing retained the smell like it was vacuum sealed! I had to sleep on the couch with said pillow......

Ah the stealth dutch oven. Nicely done.

 

[LeonaDulce]

I've been dutch ovened.... so not cool.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I've been dutch ovened.... so not cool.

Damn right ... it's all about stealth. The attack must be silent, deadly. No fingerprints, no forensics .. just stink 'n' go ...!

Not what you meant by not cool, I know, but crime is all about subtlety ....

 

[LeonaDulce]

it was impressive how stealthy and tricky it was..... but as a receiver..... not. cool. at. all.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I absolutely don't want my chair to suppress the smell of my farts.
In fact, I want a magic chair.
I want a chair that knows when a relatively odorless one is ripping - and I want it to rip loud. I want it to make women scream and I want it to make men cry. And, even better yet, I want the resulting echo to make it sound like the guy next to me did it.
However, I also want the chair to know when it is going to absolutely reek. That way, it can spread across the room, announcing its presence to everyone within. I want the fire department and the homicide departments to be called because of the mysterious smell. However, I don't really want the smell to spread slowly...I want the smell to spread evenly and quickly. I don't want to give others a chance - I don't want someone across the room to see the terror in another's eyes, knowing an all-powerful fart is coming towards them, giving that person time to leave the room. No, I want everyone to taste it at the same time
Is this so much to ask for? Does such a magic fart chair actually exist? If not...off to the laboratory!

:rofl2: if that's not a post of the week, I don't know what is!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

And again! What is it with this chair? Holds onto farts like a fat guys clings onto the last Twinkie in the box

 

[LeonaDulce]

mmmmm..... twinkies...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

mmmmm..... twinkies...

And you should see the Twinkie I have here :eek: .... trade you

 

[LeonaDulce]

trade me for what? my oatmeal cream pie?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

trade me for what? my oatmeal cream pie?

It's always about cereals or some kind of grain with you Nebraskans, ain't it?!

 

[LeonaDulce]

well.. i'd offer my hostess cupcake, but i ate that already.. so yes. that is all i have! deal with it!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

well.. i'd offer my hostess cupcake, but i ate that already.. so yes. that is all i have! deal with it!

Ah. So much sparring potential. Such a shame.

Oh well.

Whatever

Nevermind ....

 

[LeonaDulce]

im confused.... want a cheeze it?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'd love to cheeze it with ya! j'adore le fromage ...

 

[LeonaDulce]

um...... sure!

 

[Shifty]

Leona, is that your ass?

Man, you could bounce quarters off that thing! :yesyes:

 

[LeonaDulce]

Leona, is that your ass?

Man, you could bounce quarters off that thing! :yesyes:

tits it is mcgee! :booty: