Office Chair Fart Saver

[TheOrangeCat]

Curious.

I'm in my home office, legs up on desk, chair tilted back, browsing through Freeones, and a fart makes an appearance, ripples loudly but, then, mystery. No smell.

Ten minutes later, I take my feet off the desk, tilt forward, shift position and, lo and behold, am besieged with fart smell.

Has anyone else noticed the fart capturing abilities of office chairs?

 

[titsrock]

I notice my sofa has the same capability. There must be a chemical smother spray that manufacturers use but which they fail to disclose using...

 

[Shifty]

OC, it turns out that when you tilted forward and shifted position, that wretched family of gerbils that you so fervently thrust up your anus were freed and escaped like so many Chilean miners.

The release of said marsupial butt plugs proved odorous.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

OC, it turns out that when you tilted forward and shifted position, that wretched family of gerbils that you so fervently thrust up your anus were freed and escaped like so many Chilean miners.

The release of said marsupial butt plugs proved odorous.

Hamsters, actually. You Might be right. The one I (by a massive coincidence) named 'Shifty' is quite whiffy ......

 

[StanScratch]

I absolutely don't want my chair to suppress the smell of my farts.
In fact, I want a magic chair.
I want a chair that knows when a relatively odorless one is ripping - and I want it to rip loud. I want it to make women scream and I want it to make men cry. And, even better yet, I want the resulting echo to make it sound like the guy next to me did it.
However, I also want the chair to know when it is going to absolutely reek. That way, it can spread across the room, announcing its presence to everyone within. I want the fire department and the homicide departments to be called because of the mysterious smell. However, I don't really want the smell to spread slowly...I want the smell to spread evenly and quickly. I don't want to give others a chance - I don't want someone across the room to see the terror in another's eyes, knowing an all-powerful fart is coming towards them, giving that person time to leave the room. No, I want everyone to taste it at the same time
Is this so much to ask for? Does such a magic fart chair actually exist? If not...off to the laboratory!

 

[Shifty]

 

[TheOrangeCat]

That is incredibly funny

 

[alexpnz]

Allow me to chime in....This happens alot on the leather seats in my car.
I let a loud one rip that reverberates but there is no odor til I get out of the car.
I think the problem here is that the vapor gets trapped much like a Supernova in space, but much like those, they soon explode!

The lesson here?
ALWAYS lift a leg to let the trapped vapor escape otherwise your anus may explode into a Champagne Supernova!! :hatsoff:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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By another massive coincidence, I feel the same way about Oasis as I do when I smell a particularly retch-inducing fart (chair trapped or otherwise) .....

 

[alexpnz]

By another massive coincidence, I feel the same way about Oasis as I do when I smell a particularly retch-inducing fart (chair trapped or otherwise) .....

I sincerely HOPE that means you enjoy a retch-inducing fart much like I do!?
Otherwise....

 

[Tittyman5000]

The other day right before bed I needed t fart real bad & didnt want to stink up the room so I grabbed a pillow off the bed n ripped a nice one into it Turns out it was my gfs pillow and she came to bed after a shower, I swear that thing retained the smell like it was vacuum sealed! I had to sleep on the couch with said pillow......

 

[LeonaDulce]

I'm glad smellavision or smell capturing text messages haven't been invented yet...

 

[LeonaDulce]

The other day right before bed I needed t fart real bad & didnt want to stink up the room so I grabbed a pillow off the bed n ripped a nice one into it Turns out it was my gfs pillow and she came to bed after a shower, I swear that thing retained the smell like it was vacuum sealed! I had to sleep on the couch with said pillow......

lmfao!!! :clap: did you get pink eye?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The other day right before bed I needed t fart real bad & didnt want to stink up the room so I grabbed a pillow off the bed n ripped a nice one into it Turns out it was my gfs pillow and she came to bed after a shower, I swear that thing retained the smell like it was vacuum sealed! I had to sleep on the couch with said pillow......

You are, at the same time, both The Man and a revolting pig.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Oh, snap! A fart-related thread not authored by Alex. That is more fascinating to me. :hatsoff:


I dunno about the original question posed, but I have had that atrociousness happen to me before. I have leather seats in the whip as well and that can be an awful situation if you don't crack the windows.

 

[LeonaDulce]

I hate leather seats... they spread the smell too fast. my brother window-locked me in the car after he ripped one on the way to O'Hare airport during morning rush hour... was NOT cool... you boys and your farts.

 

[alexpnz]

I hate leather seats... they spread the smell too fast. my brother window-locked me in the car after he ripped one on the way to O'Hare airport during morning rush hour... was NOT cool... you boys and your farts.

Aaaah...the dreaded "Mobile Gas Chamber"

Please refer to my thread for the details of this little known art!

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=483690 :hatsoff:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I hate leather seats... they spread the smell too fast. my brother window-locked me in the car after he ripped one on the way to O'Hare airport during morning rush hour... was NOT cool... you boys and your farts.

That, lovely Leona, is called 'Hot Boxing'; most effectively committed just before exiting an empty elevator, thus leaving the new embarkees trapped in a nightmarish fug once the doors close and they realise what has happened!

 

[Tittyman5000]

lmfao!!! :clap: did you get Pink eye?

:rofl2: Why would I get Pink eye??? :rofl: I was & am ALWAYZ red eyed impdaddy

 

[feller469]

has conspiracy nut WTC7 been notified about this fabric technology?