Odd Names For Famous People

There's a weatherman on Fox News named Joe Bastardi. I guess he comes from a fine line of irresponsible Italian gentlemen that skip town when they impregnate women as they wag their finger at eggplants who do the same thing. I'd have a chip on my shoulder with so many issues of abandonment too.

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"What'sa matta you? What you looking at?"
 

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Not really famous, but every time the credits would roll on an episode of Cheers I remember seeing the name Mary Fukuto listed as an associate producer.
 
Dick is always a tricky first name. It's mostly in countries where they speak english too. So that makes it weirder.
 
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