Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
There's a weatherman on Fox News named Joe Bastardi. I guess he comes from a fine line of irresponsible Italian gentlemen that skip town when they impregnate women as they wag their finger at eggplants who do the same thing. I'd have a chip on my shoulder with so many issues of abandonment too.
"What'sa matta you? What you looking at?"
"What'sa matta you? What you looking at?"
