OCSM's, guys & girls, fess up! Tell your worst "coyote ugly" story.

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Everybody knows the coyote ugly deal, right? You've partied too hard and you **** up with someone that looked a helluva lot better before than after... and you consider chewing your arm (paw) off to avoid waking them up as you make a break for the door.

I'll stand in the circle of shame first. First year of college. I went to a frat party at a house I was rushing. Grain punch. A lot of grain punch. At some point I met this girl who could have been Brooke Shield's younger ****** (this is before we went into ******* Matt's room). Til my dying day, I'll swear that the girl I went in that room with got switched out while I was ******. The brothers denied anything like that happened, and they said they were laughing at me the whole time I was sweet talking this creature from Hades. I just know when I woke up, I :eek: Sweet ****** of mercy, what have I done?! And then I worked like a rabbit in a lion's cage to get my arm from under her head, so I could slink back to my dorm room.

It was after college before I ever drank grain punch again and I didn't pledge that fraternity. Shame is rough for a freshman to deal with. :D

Alright, I know I'm not the only one. Next! And I know some of the OCSM's have some stories too. Fess up! :nanner:
 

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