OCSM win a date with ~~Whimsy~~ contest!

~~whimsy~~ said:
Take your half pump chump ways elsewhere, boy! This a man's thread!
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I'm a man.

At least, I used to be. Before the aliens came and took my epic genitals back to their planet for study. They wanted to understand earth women, and as my wedding tackle could be used to control them at will, they thought it was a good place to start.
These days I simply take a lot of hormones.

But I'm still a man, dammit. I have a picture of my twig and berries here in my purse...
 
lurkingdirk said:
I'm a man.

At least, I used to be. Before the aliens came and took my epic genitals back to their planet for study. They wanted to understand earth women, and as my wedding tackle could be used to control them at will, they thought it was a good place to start.
These days I simply take a lot of hormones.

But I'm still a man, dammit. I have a picture of my twig and berries here in my purse...
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Those aliens were sorely misguided! They could have taken any average nightcrawler out of the ground and studied it for all they apparently knew!

Those poor aliens. It will set them back for the 2012 invasion.

Thanks for fucking it all up Lurking!!!! :mad:
 
~~whimsy~~ said:
Those aliens were sorely misguided! They could have taken any average nightcrawler out of the ground and studied it for all they apparently knew!

Those poor aliens. It will set them back for the 2012 invasion.

Thanks for fucking it all up Lurking!!!! :mad:
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It was my intention to make the invasion more difficult. That's right, I gave up my man junk for the good of humanity.

All your minuscule meat and two veg accomplishes is getting raw, red, and inflamed when you forget to use lube during your epic two and a quarter minute wank fests. I also doesn't help that you fill your underpants with sand each morning, I'd like to point out.
 
lurkingdirk said:
It was my intention to make the invasion more difficult. That's right, I gave up my man junk for the good of humanity.

All your minuscule meat and two veg accomplishes is getting raw, red, and inflamed when you forget to use lube during your epic two and a quarter minute wank fests. I also doesn't help that you fill your underpants with sand each morning, I'd like to point out.
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Dear diary....
 
Dude, RED FUCKIN LOBSTER!?!?!?!? count me innnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

if you watch south park, i'd recommend TGIFridays...
 
Elektra Knight said:
I like Red Lobster. :)
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Ashli Orion said:
Dude, RED FUCKIN LOBSTER!?!?!?!? count me innnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

if you watch south park, i'd recommend TGIFridays...
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So far it is between Jane B, Ashli Orion, and Elektra Knight. Jane B wonders if I put out and Elektra Knight simply likes Red Lobster. Ashli O likes Red Lobster too and likes South Park which would take it to TGIF; however, she seems to be weary of a sig and avatar of my Kimmy Teen. The OCSMs are just flooding this board I see! Wowy! :D

This is getting down to the wire!
 
Blue Countach said:
Self serving threads to get dates with pr0n girls are generally frowned upon.
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Says the man who created the Miss Blue Countach thread. :wave2:


~~whimsy~~ said:
So far it is between Jane B, Ashli Orion, and Elektra Knight. Jane B wonders if I put out and Elektra Knight simply likes Red Lobster. Ashli O likes Red Lobster too and likes South Park which would take it to TGIF; however, she seems to be weary of a sig and avatar of my Kimmy Teen. The OCSMs are just flooding this board I see! Wowy! :D

This is getting down to the wire!
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I'm officially jealous. :shy:



pssssssssttt!!!! Now get them to fight over you. Catfights are hawt! :nanner:
 
If they won't I will ^o^
 
Ashli Orion revives this thread and not mine?!

Dammit! I knew I should have threw in the coupon for 1 free game of lasertag!:mad:
 
PirateKing said:
Ashli Orion revives this thread and not mine?!

Dammit! I knew I should have threw in the coupon for 1 free game of lasertag!:mad:
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Yeah sucks for you, huh?

However, I might steal your idea of laser tag though... work up an appetite before I dine my chosen OCSM. :D
 
~~whimsy~~ said:
Yeah sucks for you, huh?

However, I might steal your idea of laser tag though... work up an appetite before I dine my chosen OCSM. :D
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Like hell you will! I'm the one who has the coupon, and I'm holding on to it!:mad:
 
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