OCSM win a date with PK contest: Part 2

[PirateKing]

Okay, so the last contest didn't go so well. Neither did Whimsy's contest, but I'm happy about that (seeing as how he sabotaged everything ). Anyways, now I'm initiating the contest once again. Post your comments, ask me questions, whatever. I'll decide the winner in my eyes.

Oh, and this time I upped the prize from a lunch at Arby's to a dinner at TGIF's! Also the dancing has been moved from my cousin's basement to a more populated locale: the local high school dance! I hope they play some of the oldies...
Hold your excitement ladies, there's more. You will also get a $50 certificate to blockbuster. I'm sure there's still a couple around...

So without further adieu, let's get this contest started!

 

[L3ggy]

Good luck, my good man.


<<<<<<<<<<<We must do this when the contest is over.

 

[Ace Bandage]

OCSMs date me all the time for nothing. In fact they usually give me something in return for being so lucky to be in my presence.

I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

 

[PirateKing]

Get outta here Ry! Your overinflated ego is scaring all the OCSM's away!

 

[maildude]

TGIF?? What's the matter with Golden Corral??

 

[PirateKing]

TGIF?? What's the matter with Golden Corral??

There's none near where I live, and I'm trying to save gas.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

My thread actually went well. I just didn't keep up with it as much. I had JaneB, Ashley Orion, and couple other OCSMs posting in there.

Your thread is desolate. Barren like your testicles.

By the way, JaneB won.

 

[PirateKing]

Ashley Orion? Impossible! She told me that I was the only one for her. Was that a lie? Just sweet talk from a lady trying to get me to buy her movies?

It worked. I feel so used...:crying:

 

[Bree Olson]

I feel like I'm the first person to a party...drinking punch and standing by myself.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Even Bree Olson smells the failure of this thread.

Of course Ashli Orion felt intimidated by my fondness for Kimmy and thought I would think more about Kimmy than her. I had to reassure.

 

[PirateKing]

Bree throws her hat into the ring! :nanner:

Just you wait Whims, more will come. I've got the charisma.

 

[ravenheart]

Well Bree, I will ask a question of you in a fight who would win Superman or the Hulk? (I hope i win cause i haven't eaten in weeks)

 

[~~whimsy~~]

How did she throw her hat in? She talked about this is such a lonely thread she is the first (and only one) to show up to drink punch and stand around...

This thread is dead from the start.

 

[sexmadwife]

I'm an officially unchecked amateur member. Perhaps Bree could let me have a share of her Blockbuster voucher for being there to keep her company and making small talk if PK decides she's the winner.

 

[PirateKing]

How did she throw her hat in? She talked about this is such a lonely thread she is the first (and only one) to show up to drink punch and stand around...

This thread is dead from the start.

She posted so it counts, regardless of it being a pity post. You just jealous.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Talk about entrapment. What is next, kidnapping OCSM on sight and calling it a friendship?

 

[PirateKing]

Talk about entrapment. What is next, kidnapping OCSM on sight and calling it a friendship?

What do you think happened to so many of the OCSM's who stopped posting here? They threw a wink my way and I just had to have them.

No more though. I'm doing this the legit way.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Your move.

 

[PirateKing]

OMG this is sooo boring! I give up.

At least I upped my post count....

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That's what the OCSMs say when they post in your pathetic threads!



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA