Obsession with Naked Women Dates Back 35,000 Years

Although I'm pretty sure that Adam was gay. That's why Eve was always rubbing her apple and playing with snakes, it's a sexual euphamism.

What?!? Sexual euphemisms in the Bible?!? When did they add those in? They weren't there the last time I tried reading it. It was all about begetting, and commandments, and smiting, and wars, and... :confused:
 
I am sure humans then wore next to nothing most of the time, and women with big boobs must be quite popular since they aren't covered up like now. I wonder if attractive females exist then or were they looking like cavemen with tits?

Please don't forget that they didn't have bras back then either... So most big boobs became saggy after a very short time (that's probably why men have prefered obese women for so long, they kept the breasts where they belonged...). :D
 
Top