Obsession with Naked Women Dates Back 35,000 Years

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Obsession with Naked Women Dates Back 35,000 Years

Clara Moskowitz
LiveScience Staff Writer
LiveScience.com – 1 hr 50 mins ago
If human culture seems obsessed with sex lately, it's nothing new. Archaeologists have discovered the oldest known artistic representation of a woman - a carved ivory statue of a naked female, dating from 35,000 years ago.

The figurine, unearthed in September 2008 in Hohle Fels Cave in southwestern Germany, may be the oldest known example of figurative art, meaning art that is supposed to represent and resemble a real person, animal or object. The discovery could help scientists understand the origins of art and the advent of symbolic thinking, including complicated language.

"If there's one conclusion you want to draw from this, it's that an obsession with sex goes back at least 35,000 years,"

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[Neutron66]

But the world is only 5000 years old.

 

[Hot Mega]

Pretty funny the most prominent feature is the boobs:1orglaugh

 

[Hot Mega]

But the world is only 5000 years old.

They meant dog years.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did cavemen have a stone-age equivalent of Freeones? So that's where Barney got his last name rubbel...

 

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Did cavemen have a stone-age equivalent of Freeones? So that's where Barney got his last name rubbel...

It was called Free "Petra-glyphs" :thumbsup:

 

[gunslingingbird]

It was called Free "Petra-glyphs" :thumbsup:

WHAAAAT?!? There was a caveman version of Petra?!? Did all the cavemen perv over her too?

 

[Hot Mega]

Did all the cavemen perv over her too?

Hint: Those other blotches that you can't make out on the wall are not pictures. :rofl:

 

[Violator79]

I thought men became obsessed with naked women after the first guy saw a naked woman and said: "Come on baby, wanna fuck?" :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

On a related note, the obsession with naked men dates back to 1986, when Burt Reynolds was seen washing sand off of his penis on a beach in California.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I thought men became obsessed with naked women after the first guy saw a naked woman and said: "Come on baby, wanna fuck?" :dunno:

The last time I tried using that as a pick up line I got a hand-shaped mark across my cheek. Where did I go wrong?

 

[Violator79]

The last time I tried using that as a pick up line I got a hand-shaped mark across my cheek. Where did I go wrong?

Were either of you drunk? If not, there's your problem.

 

[ChefChiTown]

The last time I tried using that as a pick up line I got a hand-shaped mark across my cheek. Where did I go wrong?

Try saying it to a woman next time.

:rimshot:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Were either of you drunk? If not, there's your problem.

I think I was. In fact, I'm pretty sure I was. As for whether she was or not, I don't know. Do women at Victoria's Secret usually drink and shop?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Try saying it to a woman next time.

:rimshot:

It worked just fine with you and senob...

 

[Violator79]

I think I was. In fact, I'm pretty sure I was. As for whether she was or not, I don't know. Do women at Victoria's Secret drink and shop?

No, I think it's more any woman who shops at Victoria's Secret needs to drink.

 

[knowone]

Were humans even wearing clothing 35,000 years ago? I'm sure they figured out wrapping themselves in animal fur when it was cold by then, but the concept of clothing?

 

[NavyBlue]

I am sure humans then wore next to nothing most of the time, and women with big boobs must be quite popular since they aren't covered up like now. I wonder if attractive females exist then or were they looking like cavemen with tits?

 

[hedonis]

ONLY 35,000 years?

 

[calpoon]

This is one fact that the Bible confirms.

Although I'm pretty sure that Adam was gay. That's why Eve was always rubbing her Apple and playing with snakes, it's a sexual euphamism.