Obese Ohio Man Found Fused to Chair He Sat in for 2 Years

[PirateKing]

Lovely.

 

[Ulysses31]

Someone who is that fat and derelict in their hygiene is either mentally ill, in which case he needs help, or just a fucking disgusting pig, in which case, leave the fucker there to rot in his own fat-filth.

Look who's talking

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Morbidly obese man covered in maggots found fused to the chair he sat in for two straight years

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ears-covered-maggots-filth.html#ixzz1I7lcyBpY

USA, you never fail to amuse me :nanner:

France is fast catching up

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...leaves-devoted-French-fans-sobbing-Paris.html

 

[ChuckFaze]

The landlord claims she wasn't aware of the man's condition because he was always covered with a blanket when she visited.
HELLO!!!! Does it not smell like shit in there?
If every time the landlord visited it smelled a lot like shit and then some, that should at least have triggered an alert on some level. At the very least, "Hey, what the fuck are you all doing to my place? It always smells like shit to the 10th power in here. What's going on?"

 

[PirateKing]

I think the important question is: will he be admitted to the Guinness world records for being the laziest bastard in the world?

 

[Ike Stain]

The landlord claims she wasn't aware of the man's condition because he was always covered with a blanket when she visited.
HELLO!!!! Does it not smell like shit in there?
If every time the landlord visited it smelled a lot like shit and then some, that should at least have triggered an alert on some level. At the very least, "Hey, what the fuck are you all doing to my place? It always smells like shit to the 10th power in here. What's going on?"

As long as they paid the rent, right?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

The sad thing is that while he was a fat piece of shit that was part chair, he had a girlfriend. That makes me depressed.

 

[StanScratch]

As long as they paid the rent, right?

Pretty much. The slum lord could care less what shape the place is in, as long as they pay their rent and the neighbors don't complain.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

The landlord claims she wasn't aware of the man's condition because he was always covered with a blanket when she visited.
HELLO!!!! Does it not smell like shit in there?
If every time the landlord visited it smelled a lot like shit and then some, that should at least have triggered an alert on some level. At the very least, "Hey, what the fuck are you all doing to my place? It always smells like shit to the 10th power in here. What's going on?"

They probably Febreezed the shit out of him.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The sad thing is that while he was a fat piece of shit that was part chair, he had a girlfriend. T

That has to be one dedicated chubby chaser!

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[CunningStunts]

The sad thing is that while he was a fat piece of shit that was part chair, he had a girlfriend. That makes me depressed.

My dad was right... there is someone out there for everyone

Don't be depressed PT, you would NOT want to mess with that chick.

 

[LukeEl]

Did Kevin Spacy force feed him linoleum chips from the floor?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Of course, there may not have been too much stink as the maggots would eat all the shit and putrefying flesh ..... gross, but true.

 

[Member442]

Oh that's disturbing.

 

[Kingfisher]

Very-very nasty.

 

[DietCrush]

The sad thing is that while he was a fat piece of shit that was part chair, he had a girlfriend. That makes me depressed.

yep, he had a girlfriend and I'm still just going to be punching the clown in the shower tonight

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Remember the movie "Se7en"?

That was my very first thought. :shocked:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

yep, he had a girlfriend and I'm still just going to be punching the clown in the shower tonight

Yea, but would you really want a GF that was prepared to yummy down on something like the Great Melting Jabba there ...?

 

[Justanothergirl]

Disgusting. Wrong. Really?

 

[busaguy79]

That man needed help and no one did shit to dod anything, i'm pretty sure his welfare, soscial security and disability checks were paying everything so why would his 'gf' and roomates do fuck all!

Fucking shame that this is the society we are living in, fucking shame!

That lone cabin in the middle of no where living off the land, growing a beard and having a huge arsenal is sounding pretty damn appealing right now!!

 

[izabelplayer]

i was shocked when i read the article. i mean, i can't imagine sitting for two years doing nothing. And what was his wife doing letting him sit for two years? didn't she want to go out with him?