Obama's Change Slogan

[Hot Mega]

My taxes have gone up.
I now pay for healthcare.
My ********'s debt has quadrupled.
There is more welfare and ******* immigrants flooding my communitu ruining the schools and flooding the emergency room. My police ***** has doubled to stop ******* immigrant crime and I have to pay for it.
My entire state will vote Republican.
I have an out of touch socialist as president.
My friends and neighbors who want a good job, can't find one.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why don't you just throw in a pulled hamstring too...since you're making allot of that other **** up as you go and suggesting things that have nothing to do with Obama have changed around you.:dunno:

 

[tiger1977]

The change in my pocket doesn't go jing-a-ling-a-ling anymore.

 

[bodie54]

What policy has cause this change to your paycheck since Obama took office?

Maybe he spends an inordinate amount of time in tanning booths :dunno:

Other than that .... :dunno:

Really living in Canada....or perhaps France.

The national crime rate dropped significantly in 2009 compared to 2008, and also dropped to its lowest level since 1973. The % drop in violent crimes was particularly noteworthy.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/13/national/main6954347.shtml

Certain investments have done quite well under Obama, most notably stocks.

From what I hear [I don't have one so I can't comment personally] a lot of people's IRAs that were decimated the last several months of the Bush administration are looking quite a bit better these days.

 

[NYArtist]

And before he was elected too for you.

Less money in my wallet.

 

[Hot Mega]

Maybe he spends an inordinate amount of time in tanning booths :dunno:

Other than that .... :dunno:

~~guffaw~~!! How could I forget the dreaded...tanning booth tax??

 

[BlueBalls]

If Obama hadn't have been elected, I wouldn't have to answer this question.

 

[emceeemcee]

My taxes have gone up.
I now pay for healthcare.
My ********'s debt has quadrupled.
There is more welfare and ******* immigrants flooding my communitu ruining the schools and flooding the emergency room. My police ***** has doubled to stop ******* immigrant crime and I have to pay for it.
My entire state will vote Republican.
I have an out of touch socialist as president.
My friends and neighbors who want a good job, can't find one.

can't say I'm much of a fan of Obama, but it's worth seeing him in power just so I can read things like that from his detractors



hilarious!

 

[Straight Shooter]

Thanks to Obama there will be an increase in my financial aid, college is expensive man.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Obama gave me cancer.

 

[Spleen]

Since Obama became president, I've noticed that Obama is president.

Not much else.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Obama cured my cancer.

 

[emceeemcee]

Obama gave me cancer.

it cancels out- now you can get on the CoMuNiSt HeAlTh cArRe SiStIm and get your Obamacancer fixed for free yo

 

[Ace Bandage]

Obama cured my cancer.

I **** your face.

 

[meesterperfect]

some people just can't handle the truth.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together.......

 

[GregCentauro]

I changed my shirt. Once. Last February. That's as much change as I can handle.

The national crime rate dropped significantly in 2009 compared to 2008, and also dropped to its lowest level since 1973. The % drop in violent crimes was particularly noteworthy.

Crimes committed by the federal government fell by almost 100%. Go figure!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I **** your face.

Damn your eyes.

 

[Sashe]

What you have in your personal life which has changed since Barrack Obama becomes US President.
1. I have to pay less for my petrol bill.
2. I lost my job and a foreigner has replace me.
3. I have to spent more money because many things prices have gone up.
4. I do believe people in Chicago don't believe in Obama which was shown in the election.
5. My total income per year has dropped by a quarter.

 

[tialing]

Much much better off financially than the last year of Bush.

The crime rate has dripped a bit in my area, as it has nation wide.

Somewhat less worried about a terrorist ******. I know they're going to happen no matter who the president is but they're less likely to happen with a skilled diplomat in office than a taunting wannabe cowboy.

Much less worried about a nuclear holocaust.

Prouder of my country than I was from 2000 to 2008.

God I REALLY hope you're joking

 

[Friday on my mind]

God I REALLY hope you're joking

Mind clarifying?

I think what Bodie54 said is in line with the facts,don't you?

 

[roronoa3000]

I have noticed that there has been a drop in shoe throwing, attempting to open locked doors, wars and jokes about pubic hair.

What you have in your personal life which has changed since Barrack Obama becomes US President.
1. I have to pay less for my petrol bill.
2. I lost my job and a foreigner has replace me.
3. I have to spent more money because many things prices have gone up.
4. I do believe people in Chicago don't believe in Obama which was shown in the election.
5. My total income per year has dropped by a quarter.

Whats that got to do with Obama? He doesn't run your country.