Nude Glamour Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #2

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Oops, please disregard.
 
We disregard everything you post.

That's hilarious! You and I both know you respond to practically EVERYTHING I post. You even responded to my post here, while in the same breath saying you disregard everything (moron). Fact is, no other individual on this forum has responded to me more than you have, and it's not even close. Ace, I'm beginning to think you have a crush on me. If not a crush, then at least an obsession.

I used to enjoy seeing you make an ass of yourself, but now it's just gotten to be pathetic. By repeatedly embarrassing yourself (seemingly on a daily basis), you're dishonoring self-respecting trolls everywhere. I think someone should put in an emergency call to Troll Nation to have your membership revoked.

Ace, I know being a troll was your lifelong dream and all, but it's just not for you. To put it mildly, you kind of SUCK at it! Personally, as pests go, I see you more like something in the cockroach family. :D
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Apparently not, because I live rent free in the lump of crap located directly above your neck.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
It's not. It's filled with useless polls and an undeserved sense of self worth.
 
Case Study/Profile: Ace Boobtoucher, aka Ace Bandage

A likely loner, this patient continues to exhibit residual signs of childhood parental rejection by resorting to any means necessary (e.g. instigating senseless online arguments) to satisfy his need for attention and to restore a sense of relevance (i.e.,"belonging"). He has created multiple online identities/personas to carry out inflammatory attacks that serve to feed his fledgeling self-esteem and to provide an outlet to the world that views him as the maggot he truly is. Patient obviously harbors deep emotional scarring as indicated by unrelenting, unruly forum behavior.

Recommendation: a 90-day Freeones ban/suspension, coinciding with psycho-therapy and subsequent radical lobotomy... just to be on the safe side.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm enjoying the mutual admiration society but we should expand the membership.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
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