Not visiting Australia again in the foreseeable future

[mongo18]

Russell was a scary looking feller in that movie.

Side story - he lives just 20 minutes north of me, and talked Jim Jefferies into doing a show in my home town this month. So on my wife's birthday, we saw Jim do almost 2 solid hours for $45 a ticket, when tickets to his shows are normally around the $200 mark. If you don't know who Jim Jefferies is, I strongly suggest you youtube him or get on netflix and watch Bare.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I was looking for this Jim Jefferies clip on YouTube but it's been removed. He's in some sorta bar and heads to the toilet with a guy thinking they're going to do some coke in a stall. Dude ends up whipping out his cock and Jeffries says something like, "I only wanted coke." The delivery of the look on his face and the tone of his voice was funny.

 

[Will E Worm]

https://www.facebook.com/BannedInOz/


http://theweek.com/articles/497091/australias-small-breast-ban

http://freebeacon.com/issues/australia-sees-spike-in-gun-crime-despite-outright-ban/

http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/...ey-were-armed-after-latest-isis-plot-revealed

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/06/24/aust-j24.html


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...troversy-2-a-day-pay-remark-article-1.1152735

 

[Rock111x]

Come on down for a visit, it will be fun

 

[Rock111x]

And we have great beaches

 

[Rock111x]

And fantastic night life

 

[288gto]

And fantastic night life

my snake is bigger

 

[Rock111x]

my snake is bigger

Hope you are saying you have a pet snake because if you dick is over 3 m long I feel sorry for you

 

[sean miguel]

Australia: where putting on your shoes could be the last thing you do

 

[mongo18]

Well, anyone who puts on their shoes without stomping and shaking them out is just asking to be bitten.

 

[mokbel69]

I've never stomped on or shook my shoes before. What's the point when I'm more likely to be bitten in my sleep..... Of course I'm not one of those who leaves their shoes outside their front door, now that really is asking for trouble. Especially in Sydney where they have funnel webs. Here in Melbourne our spiders are cute and furry and practically harmless.

 

[288gto]

Aussies really need pesticides, and anti reptile chemicals.

 

[Luxman]

Looks scary to me.

http://www.clickypix.com/36-best-meanwhile-australia-pictures/

 

[cree]

Also, when the heck is Romper Stomper gonna be on Blu-ray?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105275/

:clap:

 

[Rock111x]

We do have Angela White

 

[288gto]

oh straya

 

[Rock111x]

True story

 

[sean miguel]

"Yeah, I'm gonna be a couple of minutes late. I'll explain later."

there's no way I'm not sticking around to watch that.

 

[288gto]

is it true that in Australia girls come and ask you to go out if they like you, not guys go ask them like in the rest of the world?

 

[mongo18]

is it true that in Australia girls come and ask you to go out if they like you, not guys go ask them like in the rest of the world?

Well, it's not really an either/or situation, or a hard and fast rule. But generally, girls here are pretty assertive and don't mind letting it be known how they're feeling.