Ninjas vs. Pirates

[~~whimsy~~]

Ninjas. Because pirates would be too busy getting drunk, sexually assaulting anyone that gets in their way, and getting lost at sea.

Ninjas would sneak on the ships and kill them all in their drunken sleep.

 

[Spreeuw]

Pirates > Ninjas
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I look forward to (theoretically) killing you soon!

Cookie for reference!

 

[Elektra Knight]

I would hope for ninjas but pirates have muskets.

 

[Spreeuw]

But Ninja's have mastered the fifth element!
1. Earth
2. Water
3. Fire
4. Wind
5. SURPRISE

 

[Member442]

PIRATES hands down. A ninja doesn't have a plank. The plank is very important!!

 

[D-rock]

Ninja's also don't have the suaveness, swagger, or the charm to talk people into doing stupid things.

 

[Spreeuw]

Ninja's also don't have the suaveness, swagger, or the charm to talk people into doing stupid things.

They don't need to talk, one gaze of them is enough to let you commit sepukku with a wooden spoon....

 

[Spleen]

Ninjas didn't wear black outfits with full face masks. If they did, they wouldn't be doing their job. They were supposed to blend in. Plus, if they were gonna wear something to slink around at night, it would be dark blue. Wearing black at night makes you stick out.

The ninja of today would probably be wearing blue jeans, trainers, a tatty looking hooded sweatshirt, casually strolling along with a copy of The Sun tucked under his arm.

 

[BlueBalls]

The ninja of today would probably be wearing blue jeans, trainers, a tatty looking hooded sweatshirt, casually strolling along with a copy of The Sun tucked under his arm.

So Ninja's are your average member of the EDL?

Interesting.....

 

[Spreeuw]

So Ninja's are your average member of the EDL?

Interesting.....

Ninja's can look like anyone they want, only they will still outrank everyone in one respect: awesomeness!

 

[BlueBalls]

Ninja's can look like anyone they want, only they will still outrank everyone in one respect: awesomeness!

Yes, but their association with the EDL (which I have categorically proven with my cheap jab at The Sun's readership) does put quite the dampener on their creditability. At least it does in my opinion. But then again who am I? A Pirate? A Pirate Ghost, murdered by a racist Ninja out for revenge in whatever way I can?

Who knows.

 

[Ravenholm]

Pirates of course.

Kung Fu is for pussies that can't fight. It's not about disaplin and all that mental exercise shite that they say it is. That is just an excuse to hide the fact they are sissy girls who could'nt fight sleep!. Not without Kung fu that is.