Tis one of life's great mysteries.
Ahh, who really knows? I sure as hell don't, and I've tried to figure it out for years. All the damn formulas I came up, the nights I spent filling up windows for hours on end trying to predict when Nikki would make the shift to topless (officially) and, lo and behold, with each passing date I've had to erase them all and start allllllll over again. (Sure this had nothing to do with my lack of math skills but...) It's just amazing to me to think she could have 98.47333333333333333 percent of her boob showing and it's like, "Damn it, I can't see anything! Why does she have to cover up her boobs with those nipple thingys?"
I swear when it comes to hoping for things, the two at the tippy top of the list are world peace ... and Nikki showing her boobs in pics or a video -- without the honey or or the paint or the stickers or the poker chips or the cookie dough or the Christmas ornaments or the nipple clamps or the nipple rings or the nipple tassels or the hair or the chocolate or the peanut butter or the Nutella or the cherries or the ice cream or the whip cream or the shaving cream or the pizza or the sushi or the middle finger or the index finger or the pinky finger or the finger in-between the pinky finger and the middle finger or the thumb or the toe or the elbow or the lawn gnomes or the...
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Don't get me wrong, she has done some amazing shoots -- the Christmas one especially (in terms of sheer nipple visibility). I just want one though, just one, where she straight up whips them out and let's them breath, and doesn't hide them. Just says, of her own accord, "Here are my nipples, guys." (And yet she's not been shy about showing them numerous times, I don't get it, I'm so lost.)