Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates
Hello Nikki lovers,
I know this issue has been addressed ad nauseum, but it still an irritant and so I scrape at this barnacle once again.
Why would someone pay to join a site to see the same variation of non-nude poses played-out month, after month, after month, when this same model can be seen on Springer giving away for free what she won't when she get's paid?
Is it so you can see Malibu Nikki play dress up in something new each week?
Is that it? For vaguely interactive dolly-play time?
Nikki says she doesn't like exposing her breasts because they are lop-sided. Strangely, this didn't seem to bother her in front of a live studio audience. It didn't seem to bother the audience and sure didn't bother me. However, despite this apparent contradiction, she resolutely affirms that she will never go fully nude.
Ok. Fine. Don't. Good.
You're right Nikki...Every piece you give away will cause your fans to want more. They will never be satisfied for long. Some might consider this an opportunity to keep product interest up and view it favourably, other people view it as a slippery slope to be avoided. To each their own. Be comfortable in knowing where you stand. My issue is not with Nikki (although the Springer-thing was pretty annoying). My real issue is with her fans.
In the interest of full disclosure let me say: I am a fan. She's deadly cute, with a great body and I have been following her work online intermittently for the last 4 years.
Back to the bitching...
....What else are people paying to see other than endless rehashes of the same old, same old? "Well I like the tease," says Mr. Frustrateypants.
Good, great...May I suggest the 'tease-loving' audience look at the umpteen-hundred sets that have preceded to date and enjoy (hint: she gets younger the further back you go
. You won't see anything new in the new the sets. She's made that very clear.
I can hear somebody saying, "But, you know, she's getting closer. She's totally starting to loosen up. One of these days, she just might come around."
Yeah...no. She's not, she won't, it ain't going to happen and you know why?
Because you pay to see Malibu Nikki each week. As long as you do, she won't. And guess what? If all of her memberships suddenly dry up, she's more likely to throw in the towel than give up "the goods."
Why?
Because she doesn't want to get on the slippery slope (I don't blame her). Because her hubby owns a bar and can sling booze throughout the woe-begotten Recession if the girly-money dries up. Because she has a child that she wants to be able to look in the eye someday. Because she comes from a typically middle class, midwestern, meat and potatoes background that says "You can dress naughty, but you do it with the lights off." Because she's the motherfucking girl next door that you want to fuck but can't.
It's the fucking concept people -- don't you get it?
YOU"LL NEVER GET HER NAKED.
EVER.
If you get your jollies from throwing your money away on nothing then please buy some General Motors stock. Or better yet. Give it to me. I'll make sure you get sweet fuck all in return and I promise to deliver sweet fuck all, consistently, month after month, after month. This is my promise to you, no more, no less.
The next ten years are going to be a bitch that costs us plenty and gives back very little. In all due serious I suggest you save your money. We're all going to need it.
I can't believe I wasted energy writing about this.
Fucking hilarious,
- BriX