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Alright, I'll play.
Why is Congress so tough on criminals?
They don't like the competition.
Alright, I'll play.
Why is Congress so tough on criminals?
They don't like the competition.
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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
sorry, at least it's still Friday in the Rockies, at AVN, & in California. just got back from the road...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist.
"Doc," he says, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
or...
Enis is puzzled. Everyone he knows goes out of their way to voice their concern for him, 'Enis, you look awful.' 'But I feel fine?!' he answers. 'Enis, what's wrong, you look terrible!' 'I do? I feel fine.' 'Enis, has something happened, you look horrible.' 'Really? I'm fine, I'm fine.'
But after hearing it from friends, ******, the ****** priest, his boss, his down the hall neighbor Nikki, his downstairs neighbor Vanilla, his boss, his secretary, S Ashleigh, the PR director Kortney, and the foreign accounts manager Ms. Hybrid, as well as the owner of his favorite deli, Mariah, he calls his doctor's office and arranges with the man's nurse, Petra, to be seen on short notice...
'So, Enis, what's the problem?' his doc asks sweeping into the room in his long white coat, distractedly eyeing a chart. He looks up. His eyes widen. He barely stifles a gasp... actually steps back. 'Enis?' he tilts his head, eyeing his patient uncertainly, 'Why didn't you come in sooner? You look simply... you are a mess.'
'That's the trouble, doc,' Enis explains, 'Everyone is telling me the same thing. But i'm telling you, i feel fine!' The doctor pokes. He probes. He auscultates. He tickles. He scratches his head.
'Enis, I know I should know what this is,' he pauses, steps back, visibly catches his breath, and then repeats the tests. 'Enis, i should have at least a differential...' He sighs, sits down, and begins to make notes. 'So basicly you look awful,'
'But i feel fine... Actually, i feel great!' Enis finishes.
The doctor opens a cabinet and takes down a worn, leather bound volume. Setting the page he has taken his notes on beside the book he opens it and pages through. Enis sees the pring is tiny. The pages are delicate.
'Let's see...' the doctor licks his thumb and begins to page through the book with amazing speed. He stops, 'Hmmm... looks good, feels good... no...' He pages forward, 'Looks terrible, feels terrible... no...' He advances to nearly the half way point, 'Looks great, feels terrible... no...' He advances, until he is nearly to the end.
Finally, the doctor slaps his index finger on a page. He looks up, beaming, 'Here it is!' he exclaims, 'This always has the answer if i just look at enough symptoms.' Enis nods, waiting expectantly. 'Enis, I know what's wrong with you. You're a vagina!'
hrmmm... sorry, gang... it IS BAD joke friday.
Fun to all, Nikki, we'll get you there next year! Hope the vakay is / was fAbUlOuS!
RA
sorry, at least it's still Friday in the Rockies, at AVN, & in California. just got back from the road...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist.
"Doc," he says, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
or...
Enis is puzzled. Everyone he knows goes out of their way to voice their concern for him, 'Enis, you look awful.' 'But I feel fine?!' he answers. 'Enis, what's wrong, you look terrible!' 'I do? I feel fine.' 'Enis, has something happened, you look horrible.' 'Really? I'm fine, I'm fine.'
But after hearing it from friends, ******, the ****** priest, his boss, his down the hall neighbor Nikki, his downstairs neighbor Vanilla, his boss, his secretary, S Ashleigh, the PR director Kortney, and the foreign accounts manager Ms. Hybrid, as well as the owner of his favorite deli, Mariah, he calls his doctor's office and arranges with the man's nurse, Petra, to be seen on short notice...
'So, Enis, what's the problem?' his doc asks sweeping into the room in his long white coat, distractedly eyeing a chart. He looks up. His eyes widen. He barely stifles a gasp... actually steps back. 'Enis?' he tilts his head, eyeing his patient uncertainly, 'Why didn't you come in sooner? You look simply... you are a mess.'
'That's the trouble, doc,' Enis explains, 'Everyone is telling me the same thing. But i'm telling you, i feel fine!' The doctor pokes. He probes. He auscultates. He tickles. He scratches his head.
'Enis, I know I should know what this is,' he pauses, steps back, visibly catches his breath, and then repeats the tests. 'Enis, i should have at least a differential...' He sighs, sits down, and begins to make notes. 'So basicly you look awful,'
'But i feel fine... Actually, i feel great!' Enis finishes.
The doctor opens a cabinet and takes down a worn, leather bound volume. Setting the page he has taken his notes on beside the book he opens it and pages through. Enis sees the pring is tiny. The pages are delicate.
'Let's see...' the doctor licks his thumb and begins to page through the book with amazing speed. He stops, 'Hmmm... looks good, feels good... no...' He pages forward, 'Looks terrible, feels terrible... no...' He advances to nearly the half way point, 'Looks great, feels terrible... no...' He advances, until he is nearly to the end.
Finally, the doctor slaps his index finger on a page. He looks up, beaming, 'Here it is!' he exclaims, 'This always has the answer if i just look at enough symptoms.' Enis nods, waiting expectantly. 'Enis, I know what's wrong with you. You're a vagina!'
hrmmm... sorry, gang... it IS BAD joke friday.
Fun to all, Nikki, we'll get you there next year! Hope the vakay is / was fAbUlOuS!
RA
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Thanks who???, RA, & Vern, it was getting kinda lonely in here...ha ha ha!
They still haven't posted the final results/rankings for round 3 yet....only the category winners & top 3 for Miss FreeOnes. I'm still holding out hope that Nikki finished in the top 10 for Miss FreeOnes.....if she was 4-5, she would have won $500.....and 6-10 she would have won $100. I saw that the results are to be posted later today (Saturday).....I hope that means the final rankings, as the rankings on the Miss FreeOnes site are random & all that is actually known is what I already mentioned.
Thanks who???, RA, & Vern, it was getting kinda lonely in here...ha ha ha!
They still haven't posted the final results/rankings for round 3 yet....only the category winners & top 3 for Miss FreeOnes. I'm still holding out hope that Nikki finished in the top 10 for Miss FreeOnes.....if she was 4-5, she would have won $500.....and 6-10 she would have won $100. I saw that the results are to be posted later today (Saturday).....I hope that means the final rankings, as the rankings on the Miss FreeOnes site are random & all that is actually known is what I already mentioned.
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Nikki, I know you probably won't see this for a few days, but I am sorry you did not win. I know you have a lot going on, and were not too fussed about the contest, but I really feel you deserve to win.
To everyone else thanks for supporting Nikki. She is the one of the best ever, and if she decides to compete next year, I hope all of us will be back to push her to the top. And if she doesn't enter, I hope we can all find someone almost as special as Nikki to support, I just don't know if it can be done.
Nikki, I know you probably won't see this for a few days, but I am sorry you did not win. I know you have a lot going on, and were not too fussed about the contest, but I really feel you deserve to win.
To everyone else thanks for supporting Nikki. She is the one of the best ever, and if she decides to compete next year, I hope all of us will be back to push her to the top. And if she doesn't enter, I hope we can all find someone almost as special as Nikki to support, I just don't know if it can be done.
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We don't know if she finished in the top 10 in the main category yet. If she did, she would have won something at least. We can hold out hope, and we'll know come Monday.
We don't know if she finished in the top 10 in the main category yet. If she did, she would have won something at least. We can hold out hope, and we'll know come Monday.
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
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Top 10 was already published and it seems that Nikki did not make it, I'm afraid, despite all our work.
See http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5283906&postcount=31
Top 10 was already published and it seems that Nikki did not make it, I'm afraid, despite all our work.
See http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5283906&postcount=31
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I had originally checked the missfreeones site, and nothing (the rankings are down there now). Then, after I posted, I saw where you posted the top 10 in the other thread. Still surprised neither Nikki nor Miss Hybrid finished in the top 10.......but what are you going to do? Thankfully, there is always next year & a lot of the women I supported did win! We can always build on the momentum we created this time around for next year. Nikki and Miss Hybrid didn't do good at all last year......and we all saw how well they did this year (Miss Hybrid even won EuroBabe)! Still can't wait to see the final rankings though to see where Nikki, and the rest of the women I supported, ended up!
I had originally checked the missfreeones site, and nothing (the rankings are down there now). Then, after I posted, I saw where you posted the top 10 in the other thread. Still surprised neither Nikki nor Miss Hybrid finished in the top 10.......but what are you going to do? Thankfully, there is always next year & a lot of the women I supported did win! We can always build on the momentum we created this time around for next year. Nikki and Miss Hybrid didn't do good at all last year......and we all saw how well they did this year (Miss Hybrid even won EuroBabe)! Still can't wait to see the final rankings though to see where Nikki, and the rest of the women I supported, ended up!
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Man was I wrong! I guess Nikki finished in 24th for Miss FreeOnes & 12th for Best OCSM! Two factors I failed to take into account were the fact that FreeOnes is a Euro based & thus EuroCentric site.....not strictly or even predominately US (users I mean), and the level of support some of the contestants were able to garner exclusive of the FreeOnes site.
Now some supporters/voters who were upset with the results have suggested (in other threads) that they were the result of some very FANATICAL supporters/voters who set up several dummy accounts to vote several times a day. Now, though I only have one account and only voted once a day, despite the fact that I STRONGLY supported Nikki, and though she made it to the final round in two categories, and I REALLY wish she had finished higher, I won't go as far as casting aspersions on the process. That seems to be more about sour grapes than anything else! Overall I was happy with the results, and most of the winners were actually women whom I supported and they seemed fairly consistent with the votes posted, though I DEFINITELY thought Nikki would have finished higher!
From what I understand it's still a major improvement from last year anyway, and it's definitely a building block for next year if need be! We all definitely built up momentum that can definitely be built upon! Finishing 24th out of over 400 women from the start of the contest is still DEFINITELY something to be proud of! Hopefully, if Nikki enters next year, they will allow her to be entered onto ALL of the categories that she RIGHTLY & LOGICALLY DESERVES to be entered in! I just hope Nikki doesn't fire me as her "campaign manager"! ha ha ha!
Finally, in deference to the tragic events in Arizona on Saturday, I will resist the temptation to post something in the official mob thread about whacking people since Nikki didn't finish in the top 10 (as I had previously posted I would....in a mock mobster tone). Under the cercumstances, it just doesn't seem as funny as it was!
Man was I wrong! I guess Nikki finished in 24th for Miss FreeOnes & 12th for Best OCSM! Two factors I failed to take into account were the fact that FreeOnes is a Euro based & thus EuroCentric site.....not strictly or even predominately US (users I mean), and the level of support some of the contestants were able to garner exclusive of the FreeOnes site.
Now some supporters/voters who were upset with the results have suggested (in other threads) that they were the result of some very FANATICAL supporters/voters who set up several dummy accounts to vote several times a day. Now, though I only have one account and only voted once a day, despite the fact that I STRONGLY supported Nikki, and though she made it to the final round in two categories, and I REALLY wish she had finished higher, I won't go as far as casting aspersions on the process. That seems to be more about sour grapes than anything else! Overall I was happy with the results, and most of the winners were actually women whom I supported and they seemed fairly consistent with the votes posted, though I DEFINITELY thought Nikki would have finished higher!
From what I understand it's still a major improvement from last year anyway, and it's definitely a building block for next year if need be! We all definitely built up momentum that can definitely be built upon! Finishing 24th out of over 400 women from the start of the contest is still DEFINITELY something to be proud of! Hopefully, if Nikki enters next year, they will allow her to be entered onto ALL of the categories that she RIGHTLY & LOGICALLY DESERVES to be entered in! I just hope Nikki doesn't fire me as her "campaign manager"! ha ha ha!
Finally, in deference to the tragic events in Arizona on Saturday, I will resist the temptation to post something in the official mob thread about whacking people since Nikki didn't finish in the top 10 (as I had previously posted I would....in a mock mobster tone). Under the cercumstances, it just doesn't seem as funny as it was!
Rane1071
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Just dropped in to say Hi Nikki, hope you had a good birthday weekend.
Just dropped in to say Hi Nikki, hope you had a good birthday weekend.
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
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freeones is euro-centric? i did not know that. so what youre saying is that europeans dont like hot women?
i like to think she finished 24th out of 3 billion women. thats much closer to the truth
freeones is euro-centric? i did not know that. so what youre saying is that europeans dont like hot women?
i like to think she finished 24th out of 3 billion women. thats much closer to the truth
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By Euro-Centric, I mean that it is based in Europe & it has more than it's share of Europian members. I noticed that some Europian contestants who probably don't have as strong a following Stateside did fairly well. It's just as likely that Nikki doesn't have as strong a following in Europe. Granted, most men like hot women, but in a popularity contest, familiarity (coupled with potential ethnocentrism....Europians favoring Europian women in the end) counts for a lot! That is why I believe a great deal of momentum has been built for next year!
On an unrelated note, knowing you are a Philly sports fan, wasn't it sad what happened to former Phillies Manager Dallas Green's granddaughter? She was the little 9 year old girl who was shot and ****** by that crazy *** of a bitch in Arizona on Saturday!
By Euro-Centric, I mean that it is based in Europe & it has more than it's share of Europian members. I noticed that some Europian contestants who probably don't have as strong a following Stateside did fairly well. It's just as likely that Nikki doesn't have as strong a following in Europe. Granted, most men like hot women, but in a popularity contest, familiarity (coupled with potential ethnocentrism....Europians favoring Europian women in the end) counts for a lot! That is why I believe a great deal of momentum has been built for next year!
On an unrelated note, knowing you are a Philly sports fan, wasn't it sad what happened to former Phillies Manager Dallas Green's granddaughter? She was the little 9 year old girl who was shot and ****** by that crazy *** of a bitch in Arizona on Saturday!
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^^^ I guess what I mean is that there is an strong Euro-centric element to FreeOnes that can't be discounted. Like I said, it is a site that is based in Europe after all.
I just found out that the little 9 year old girl's ****** John Green (Dallas Green's ***) was at one time an employee of my Pittsburgh Pirates.
^^^ I guess what I mean is that there is an strong Euro-centric element to FreeOnes that can't be discounted. Like I said, it is a site that is based in Europe after all.
I just found out that the little 9 year old girl's ****** John Green (Dallas Green's ***) was at one time an employee of my Pittsburgh Pirates.
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
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as an american, i guess i just assumed it was mostly americans. i realized there are a bunch of non-americans but i didnt know there were enough to swing the votes. good thing the chinese arent allowed to look at porn or then poor white girls like nikki'd have no chance. itd be like Yao Ming in the nba all-star voting, doesn't play and still gets voted a starter
it would be sad no matter whose granddaughter she was
as an american, i guess i just assumed it was mostly americans. i realized there are a bunch of non-americans but i didnt know there were enough to swing the votes. good thing the chinese arent allowed to look at porn or then poor white girls like nikki'd have no chance. itd be like Yao Ming in the nba all-star voting, doesn't play and still gets voted a starter
it would be sad no matter whose granddaughter she was
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Early Nikki, she's in there somewhere
http://www.suzeclassics.com/freepho...lorgy.php?nats=suz13new:pps30:suze_classics,9
Early Nikki, she's in there somewhere
http://www.suzeclassics.com/freepho...lorgy.php?nats=suz13new:pps30:suze_classics,9
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As another American, I was under the same impression. However, upon further investigation, I found that was not the case evidently. I guess that we can just chalk this one up to just another example of, contrary to popular belief, the fact that the universe doesn't actually revolve around the United States! ha ha ha! I don't believe this was the only factor, just one of them. I believe Nikki would have probably made out better if the contest were exclusively comprised of US voters. However, I believe she has made major strides among the voters for next year. From what I have observed, though this was the first year I participated in the contest, most of the contestants have been able to build up support from one year to the next......ultimately culminating in a victory or two. If Nikki participates in the contest next year, AND she is entered into EVERY category that she LOGICALLY DESERVES to be entered, I could easily see her winning in one of them & DEFINITELY fairing better than 24th in the main one too!
Of course, that goes without saying. Knowing that you are a Philly sports fan, and also knowing that many people hadn't exactly picked up on who the little girl was exactly, I figured you might be interested in hearing that she was Dallas Green's granddaughter. Another thing that I found out was that her ******, John, was a scout for the Dodgers......though he also had served in the front office of my Pittsburgh Pirates on two occasions (Director of ***** League Operations from '00-'01 & in the Scouting Department in '08).
For the record, I believe the fairest punishment for the crazy SOB would be to sentence him to life & have him serve it in general population........and of course just let nature take it's course!
As another American, I was under the same impression. However, upon further investigation, I found that was not the case evidently. I guess that we can just chalk this one up to just another example of, contrary to popular belief, the fact that the universe doesn't actually revolve around the United States! ha ha ha! I don't believe this was the only factor, just one of them. I believe Nikki would have probably made out better if the contest were exclusively comprised of US voters. However, I believe she has made major strides among the voters for next year. From what I have observed, though this was the first year I participated in the contest, most of the contestants have been able to build up support from one year to the next......ultimately culminating in a victory or two. If Nikki participates in the contest next year, AND she is entered into EVERY category that she LOGICALLY DESERVES to be entered, I could easily see her winning in one of them & DEFINITELY fairing better than 24th in the main one too!
Of course, that goes without saying. Knowing that you are a Philly sports fan, and also knowing that many people hadn't exactly picked up on who the little girl was exactly, I figured you might be interested in hearing that she was Dallas Green's granddaughter. Another thing that I found out was that her ******, John, was a scout for the Dodgers......though he also had served in the front office of my Pittsburgh Pirates on two occasions (Director of ***** League Operations from '00-'01 & in the Scouting Department in '08).
For the record, I believe the fairest punishment for the crazy SOB would be to sentence him to life & have him serve it in general population........and of course just let nature take it's course!
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Oh God, where has our Nikki gone? We left Nikki down & now she's abandoned us! I don't know how much longer I/we can go on, I'm suffering from Nikki Nova withdraw, and now she'll never forgive us! Oh God, how much are we supposed to endure??? The suffering is too much! Approaching a week without Nikki! We tried (in the FreeOnes contest), but it wasn't enough!!! Oh God, why has she forsaken us??? Please help her forgive us someday!!!
If anyone is interested, I am in the process of starting up a chapter of NA (NikkiNovaholics Anonymous) for anyone else who is having trouble coping! Anyone who is interested....feel free to contact me!
Too much??? Too melodramatic??? I should be "writing" for "reality" tv! Ha ha ha!
But seriously, Nikki, I hope everything is well, & your "vacation" was everything you hoped it would be & more! Take care of yourself!
As far as the contest is concerned......as long as you enter again next year, and I'm still around (knock on wood), WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT YEAR!
And no, I'm not starting a chapter of NikkiNovaholics Anonymous....my only addiction is to caffeine....but I've managed to go 2 1/2 months without any of that even!....so please people....DO NOT contact me about it.....ha ha ha!
Oh God, where has our Nikki gone? We left Nikki down & now she's abandoned us! I don't know how much longer I/we can go on, I'm suffering from Nikki Nova withdraw, and now she'll never forgive us! Oh God, how much are we supposed to endure??? The suffering is too much! Approaching a week without Nikki! We tried (in the FreeOnes contest), but it wasn't enough!!! Oh God, why has she forsaken us??? Please help her forgive us someday!!!
If anyone is interested, I am in the process of starting up a chapter of NA (NikkiNovaholics Anonymous) for anyone else who is having trouble coping! Anyone who is interested....feel free to contact me!
Too much??? Too melodramatic??? I should be "writing" for "reality" tv! Ha ha ha!
But seriously, Nikki, I hope everything is well, & your "vacation" was everything you hoped it would be & more! Take care of yourself!
As far as the contest is concerned......as long as you enter again next year, and I'm still around (knock on wood), WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT YEAR!
And no, I'm not starting a chapter of NikkiNovaholics Anonymous....my only addiction is to caffeine....but I've managed to go 2 1/2 months without any of that even!....so please people....DO NOT contact me about it.....ha ha ha!