Nikki Nova
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Hi to you too Keith. All I can say is that I usually only use Twitter for iPhone (which is actually different from the online version...from a network standpoint that is)......and only rarely use the online version (unless I have to). I have heard from a lot of people who have been having problems with the online version over the past few days.....but other than the occasional glitch, I haven't had any problems with the iPhone app version. I do know that the online version does have frequent problems though.
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I also wanted to make my 700 post to coolest and most hard working person I know, Nikki
I also wanted to make my 700 post to coolest and most hard working person I know, Nikki
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Eric Lindros
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Nikki is a lethal weapon...damn hot.
Wow, you smooth talker, Betty Crocker! I think we've got a front runner for "velvet tongue of the year" award! Ha ha ha! :1orglaugh:
Hey, I might be a little retarded, but I'm not getting thes. Does that mean that you DO like the pics? :dunno: Ha ha ha!
Hey, if you can't make a pun about a severed penis.....what can you make a pun about? Sounded like that dude had one Hell of a bad trip.....and he's one Hell of a multi-tasker too. He can do more in 30 minutes than most people can do in a week. Ha ha ha!
Who me?!?!?! :elaugh:
By the way, loved the BluntCards.....one of them hit home with me.....as did the pic with the typo actually.
So guys, what does everyone have planned for the weekend? I have a bunch of errands to run again tomorrow, then Sunday afternoon, I'm heading over to NOLA for the night....but I'm coming home Monday. Anyone else have any plans?
Now, how could I leave you without giving a gift...and what better gift to give than the gift of Nikki!?!?!? (picked a gun one just for you jitna)
Nikki is a lethal weapon...damn hot.
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Then again, I'm still trying to figure out the drug that would possess anyone to do that to themselves. I can't think of anything that would make me consider cutting off "BIG JON".......psssst.....I'm actually "little Jon".......Ha ha ha! Come on, it's the Internet......"everyone's" 12+ on here......and every woman on the planent wants to be "ravaged" by a "foot long"! Ha ha ha! Gotta love the "internets"! Can you imagine though, being stuck with a penis that was bigger than you were........God, all of the laboring involved with lugging the thing around with you.......I guess you could get a wheelbarrow and all....but how would you ever be able to reach the toilet.....plus being subjected to the humiliation of having your pants searched everytime you visited Reptile Land. All right.....that's my contribution to penis humor for today.
ps. PLEASE tell me that grown men REALLY DON'T actually name their penises. I have so little faith in mankind as it is. Ha ha ha! :1orglaugh
Truer words were never spoken my friend! :thumbsup:
You must have missed my reference to the "nasty thrasher machine accident" that you were in 7 years ago. Of course I meant THRESHER machine accident.....but you knew what I meant damn it! Ha ha ha! Anyway, I was thinking about it today for some God forsaken reason.......and if I had to choose, I think I'd rather cut it off myself than have it mauled in a thresher.......OUCH either way.....instant woody killer.....but I'd think the thresher would be much worse.....plus you'd never see it coming. OUCH.
Then again, I'm still trying to figure out the drug that would possess anyone to do that to themselves. I can't think of anything that would make me consider cutting off "BIG JON".......psssst.....I'm actually "little Jon".......Ha ha ha! Come on, it's the Internet......"everyone's" 12+ on here......and every woman on the planent wants to be "ravaged" by a "foot long"! Ha ha ha! Gotta love the "internets"! Can you imagine though, being stuck with a penis that was bigger than you were........God, all of the laboring involved with lugging the thing around with you.......I guess you could get a wheelbarrow and all....but how would you ever be able to reach the toilet.....plus being subjected to the humiliation of having your pants searched everytime you visited Reptile Land. All right.....that's my contribution to penis humor for today.
ps. PLEASE tell me that grown men REALLY DON'T actually name their penises. I have so little faith in mankind as it is. Ha ha ha! :1orglaugh
Nikki is a lethal weapon...damn hot.
Truer words were never spoken my friend! :thumbsup:
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
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I thought you were talking about the Atlanta Thrashers R.I.P.
That was a nasty accident, but Altanta's loss is Winnipeg's gain I guess...
I thought you were talking about the Atlanta Thrashers R.I.P.
That was a nasty accident, but Altanta's loss is Winnipeg's gain I guess...
Just a fleeting visit as it's a bit stormy here tonite.
Nikki.....If you Fossick is to sort of have a look around.....l use the term quite a bit when l'm looking for something.
And thanks jcmc_5 for helping with the explanation :thumbsup:
Anyway l did have a fossick and found a few farm pics for your visual vacation
Wishing Nikki and you guys a bright and breezy friday
You're welcome Dazza! :thumbsup:
You know what's the moral of this news? DON'T USE DRUGS!
I wonder if just 3 pics of Nikki's feet would be enough for Maley... :dunno:
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l can't speak for Maley or anyone else......but Nikki you have the most beautiful and sexy tootsies......honestly..they really are
Have a happy weekend Nikki and all you guys....enjoy yourselves!!
l can't speak for Maley or anyone else......but Nikki you have the most beautiful and sexy tootsies......honestly..they really are
Have a happy weekend Nikki and all you guys....enjoy yourselves!!
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
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wait. DON'T use drugs? oh, man, i think i read that story wrong...
wait. DON'T use drugs? oh, man, i think i read that story wrong...
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Yeah, the Thrashers did kind of go down in Flames didn't they? Sort of up and left on a Jet plane bound for Winnipeg.
Well, at least not whatever it was that that dude was on anyway.
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
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or if you do make sure to wear some kind of impenetrable cup that is very difficult to remove
or if you do make sure to wear some kind of impenetrable cup that is very difficult to remove
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Yeah, if anyone could have REALLY used a male chastity belt.....it was DEFINITELY that dude....and perhaps anyone else thinking of taking whatever it was that he was on!
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
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As much as I love Nikki; one of these days, I'm going to catch up on this thread by reading every page......
But for now,let's cut to the chase:
How many times has my name come up?
As much as I love Nikki; one of these days, I'm going to catch up on this thread by reading every page......
But for now,let's cut to the chase:
How many times has my name come up?
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1. You have posted in the thread 5 times.
2. Your posts have been quoted 2 times, and both times it was by Nikki.
3. Sadly, you haven't been mentioned by name at all yet, until NOW Elwood.
Instead of reading back over every page, I used the "search this thread" function, and this is what I found:As much as I love Nikki; one of these days, I'm going to catch up on this thread by reading every page......
But for now,let's cut to the chase:
How many times has my name come up?
1. You have posted in the thread 5 times.
2. Your posts have been quoted 2 times, and both times it was by Nikki.
3. Sadly, you haven't been mentioned by name at all yet, until NOW Elwood.
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DONT DO IT!!!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!
I assume
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DONT DO IT!!!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!
I assume
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Well, I was referring to the bad effects that drugs abuse could produce in a person... Now let me to tell you something: if this man survive he wouldn't have to use a male chastity belt, he would have to use something like a strap-on I guess...
Well, I was referring to the bad effects that drugs abuse could produce in a person... Now let me to tell you something: if this man survive he wouldn't have to use a male chastity belt, he would have to use something like a strap-on I guess...
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Yeah, I knew what you meant. I actually tried to see if I could find out what happened to the dude, but I couldn't find any follow-up story....but it happened back in '10 I guess. I still can't figure out what kind of drugs would cause you to do all that & then some. Ha ha ha! Anyway, what I meant was that the dude could have used a male chastity belt BEFORE he did what he did.....like you said, now it's "a bit" too late. Ha ha ha!
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
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thats why you should always take precautions before you have a psychotic break
thats why you should always take precautions before you have a psychotic break
